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What kind of world would we be living in if we did not have toasters that print penises and vaginas on our bread? Sacrilege! The people at Breakfast In Bed have created a toaster that does magic. You put your bread into the toaster and it comes out with a toasted-on penis or vagina. I’m assuming that one slice of bread comes out with the penis, and the other comes out with the vagina. There are even toasters for gay {Read More}
Just this past Saturday, we discussed long distance relationships on The Verastic Show, and my co-host was Sisi Yemmie who has been in a long distance relationship with her nine-year boyfriend – now fiance. Five out of their nine-year relationship has been long distance. Just like most other episodes of The Verastic Show, people – not me, of course – were able to somehow make the show about sex, asking Sisi Yemmie how she copes without sex and if they’ve {Read More}
Well, technically, they’re not mine. But I’ll tell you about them anyway. A couple of months ago, I had to attend a friend’s bridal shower. I did not want to buy the usual gift: lingerie. So I visited a naughty store close to my house. I don’t think these stores are actually called naughty stores, but for my sake, that is what I prefer to call them. Before I went in, I expected to find the usual: vibrators, handcuffs, whips, {Read More}
