The Thing About This Woman That Is Too Pretty To Work …

Laura Fernee blog

… is that she is anything but too pretty. When I first saw read the caption of her being too pretty to work and I saw the picture, first thing I thought was, not with those eyebrows and wrinkles. If I had to guess her age, I could have never thought of 33. Am I the only one who thinks she looks more like 53 than 33? She has more wrinkles and bags under her eyes than my mom does {Read More}

How To Know If You’re A “Bad” Guy (Or Girl)

How to know your "worth"

Or how to know your worth. It’s quite simple. Just go through this list and tally up the money where it applies. The highest possible amount is $113. The higher your cost, the more value, and the badder you are. My total score is $65.  Considering that the total amount is $113, what that means is that I am 57.5% bad. I’m not sure what my reaction should be. What’s yours? P.S. Everyone pees in the pool (number 27). If {Read More}

No Blog Here

Yup. That's pretty much me right there

Last night, I sat in front of my laptop for hours thinking about what to blog about.  I conjured up every thought except a blog post. Like the fajitas I had for dinner last night, they were awesome. And I made them. Like our dinner coming up this Sunday … what shoes should I wear? Like the calls I have to make later today … who should I call first?  Like the appointment I have to meet tomorrow … should {Read More}

This Is What Happens When You Leave Me At Home Alone

You should probably not trust this face

Last Friday, Igwe just had to attend his co-worker’s birthday celebration at a restaurant in Towson. Usually on Fridays, we do something together. Could be going to see a movie, or renting one to see at home, or eating out, or going shopping, or just staying home to gist and hang out. Whatever. But this particular Friday, he had to go out, and it was more annoying because I got a late notification. So after he was gone, I started {Read More}

Oh, The Randomness

What I've been recently up to on Instagram

In my almost seven years of blogging, every now and then, I have one of those days where I have nothing interesting to tell you. Well, I do have some things I could blog about, but my brain isn’t here right now. So I will give you 10 random ish. 1.  You know those mouth sores you get when you’re Vitamin C deficient? Well, I have one right now, and it hurts badly. 2.  I’ve been redoing my price list for {Read More}

Anderson Cooper: Gay AND In Love

Anderson-Cooper

… Because the two are mutually exclusive  This was on the cover of a magazine that was on newsstands this week. Just can’t remember which magazine now. P.S. I was shocked when Anderson Cooper came out that he was gay. All this time he wasn’t out??? It was such public and common knowledge that I just assumed that everyone knew because he had already come out. The rest of us (like me) found out from people who found out from {Read More}

This Is Clearly Gonna Be One Heck Of A Summer

In the beginning of the year, I was actually kind of happy that this wouldn’t be a busy summer. Three weeks into May, I realize that this is going to be anything but a not-busy summer. As the days go by, more and more events pop up. Last weekend, I was busy on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. This weekend now, I have been just as busy. On Friday, it was a date night for me and Igwe. We went sight-seeing {Read More}

I’ve Been Gone For A Minute …

… And now I’m back with the jump off. No, not really. I know I’ve been gone for so long … since April 19th! I shriek at the thought of how long it’s been since I last updated. Honestly, so many things have been happening. I don’t even know what they are now. I just know that my time has been taken for the past few weeks and accomplishing much has been next to impossible. I was going to just {Read More}

I Don’t Feel Like It

There are so many things I could be blogging about right now. I could do the underwear post.  I’ve been meaning to put that one up – more like type it up in the first place.  I could do my first fortune cookie fortune post. You know those little fortunes you get inside the fortune cookies? Well, I love them. They’re the reason I insist on getting my fortune cookie whenever I order Chinese food. The lady knows me for {Read More}

And How Does This Affect Vera Ezimora?

Updating my blog today was so scary for me. Slowly but surely, I am beginning to drift into the I’m-too-busy-to-update-right-now-so-let-me-get-this-other-thing-straightened-out-first. We can’t have that.  Even if no one reads this blog. Even if no one comments on it. Even if I become irrelevant and insignificant in Blogville. I simply cannot have a blog that is not updated.  I have been – by His grace – consistent (mostly) for the past five years. I’ve gone too far to stop now. That {Read More}