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It was totally Funmie’s idea to lie to you people AND to not tell you the truth until today. I refused, but she made a convincing argument. I haven’t read all the comments yet because yesterday was cray-cray for me, but judging from Funmie’s laughter when she called me last night, I anticipate some good, good stuff. I’m gonna go reply the comments once this is posted. Igwe was in on it, too. He told people on Twitter that I {Read More}
I stared at this blank page forever because I couldn’t figure out how to start it. I didn’t know what to say first, or how to say it. For the past seven years, I have shared my life with you on here. You have been with me from when I was a student, from when I was very single, from when I was dating other guys, from when my relationships failed, from when I met men, from when I met {Read More}
She’s been confusing the hell outta me with her clothes. While a lot of people have said that they “love” this dress on her, I personally find it strange. There is too much breast going on in there. And it feels like she’s attempting too much to cover up the bump, which I don’t understand. Pregnant women are all kinds of sexy. Some more sexier, of course. I think she just doesn’t know what to do with this new body {Read More}
Okay, I’ll admit it … I am shocked and happy that Kim Kardashian and Kanye are STILL together. It’s like everyday I read something about them, I’m surprised all over again. Unless they are giving us some bad ass photo ops, I think it’s safe to say that these two are genuinely happy. And for some reason, I’m genuinely happy for them, too. Sometimes, we easily forget that these celebrities are just people, and they probably want what we all {Read More}
Every time we hear that one young woman has gotten pregnant again – out of wedlock and/or without a daddy in the picture, we are quick to assume that no form of birth control was used, that recklessness was the order of the day. Believe it or not, pulling out is actually considered a form of birth control. Sure, it may not work all the time most times, still it can be used. At your own risk.
Beyonce’s pregnancy has been so controversial. One minute the world is excited that she’s pregnant and tweets are flying all over the place. And the next minute, they’re calling her a “fake ass bitch.” Hey, those are not my words. All the evidence has been circumstantial. Sometimes, things aren’t what they seem. And sometimes, they’re exactly what they seem. The problem is, we can’t seem to figure out which one it is for Beyonce. Until … now??? Watch the video after {Read More}
So, my last post about my mysterious hard nipples got more pregnancy-related comments than I cared to have. I currently do not care to have any. I now feel the need to come back and explain further. At the beginning of the post, I said, “Lately, my nipples have become advanced …” I should have explained that by lately, I meant, Since December 2009 or thereabout. If I were pregnant … oh, never mind! I don’t even know why I’m {Read More}
Get pregnant. I know, I know. You’re probably thinking, ‘Well, I knew that already!’ You may have known that already, but did you know how potent this secret is? Wait, you’re gonna love me by the end of this post. You’re going to love me so much that you’ll go to my wish list and buy me one or two things. Or at least, that’s what I’m hoping would be the effect of this post. Former Order Of Things New {Read More}
