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![L to R: Funmie, Seun [Funmie's sister], Solachi, Me, and Aunt Oma](http://verastic.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Everyone-150x150.jpg)
It’s been a while since I did a weekend recount, I know. That’s because nothing has really been happening. Either that or I don’t take pictures at the event. Well, this weekend was a little better. Friday: I attended an engagement ceremony. Yorubas call this an Engagement. As an Igbo girl, it’s more like a traditional wedding. But every time I call it a wedding, people ask me, ‘what wedding?’ So okay, I’m sticking to engagement then. I didn’t take {Read More}
I know you were expecting a birthday post as usual, but nothing about yesterday’s birthday was usual. Like I mentioned before, what I really, really wanted was a birthday party, but since I came to that realization late. I decided to settle on having dinner with friends. This, too, was a late decision that only came on Wednesday night. I texted people on Thursday morning, and the dinner was on Friday night – my birthday – January, 14th 2011.
I dunno about other States, but there is a new trend (ok, maybe it’s not so new) here in Maryland. People – and I’m not referring to the “party promoters” – throw parties to celebrate their birthday and then they charge you a gate/entrance fee. What nonsense!!! Where do people come off inviting you for their “birthday party” and then charging you $30 before 11 o’ clock or some nonsense like that??? So how much is it gonna be after {Read More}
If anyone can tell me what that psychopath by the left who calls herself Funmi is doing, then please do. If you ask her, she’ll say she was dancing – yahoozeeing to be precise, but if you ask me, I’ll say she had one too many whatever-she-was drinking. I guess it’s not too bad since her dimple looks so pweety. That’s the only good thing about the yeye gal. Oh, and her culinary skills too. Other than that…. *hiss* The {Read More}
First of all, my sincere apologies go out to Noni Moss for making her like me and then having the effontry to not update. Imagine the likeness! What insolence! Ehm, Noni, please forgive me. It is the devil oh! But as we all know, the devil is a liar! Once again, he has failed. That being said, here is your verastic update. I’m seriously starting to reconsider this my Wednesday update thingy. This is because sometimes I have something to {Read More}
