What Do AfroCandy And Porn Have In Common?

AfroCandy in one of her scenes

Nothing. And that’s why this porn movie is all kinds of confusing. We first met AfroCandy in 2010 when she released her song, Ikebe Na Money. Back then, we thought it was the most ridiculous thing ever. If only we knew what was coming next. Now in hindsight, I guess it shouldn’t be too surprising because she was almost naked in the music video anyway. AfroCandy’s new movie is called Destructive Instinct 3 & 4. I’m assuming that Destructive Instinct {Read More}

But Why Is Oge Okoye Wearing A Blanket?

Oge Okoye in a blanket.

I generally like Oge Okoye. I can’t say she’s the best or worst of anything, but she’s okay to look at. I like her more when she does  a realistic role – whatever that may be – than when she does the runs girl/bad girl type of roles. I find those more annoying than entertaining. Here she is on a magazine cover in a blanket. I loathe these blankets. We never had one of these blankets in Nigeria because my {Read More}

Caption This: John Okafor Again

John Okafor

It’s been a while since I did a caption this post, and this is not the first time that I have captioned John Okafor – which is the reason for the again at the end of the post title. So what’s your caption?

Reason Number 75291783 Why I Don’t Take Nollywood Seriously

Kiss On A Royal Balcony

I wish I was here to talk about the awesomeness that is Nollywood, but not today. It may not seem like it, but once upon a time, I used to actually be an avid Nollywood movie fan. I watched almost every single movie I came across. And at one point, I actually considered doing reviews of Nigerian movies on my blog. When I first started The Verastic Show on Blog Talk Radio, I did a Nigerian movie review at least {Read More}

Hol’ Up! Ice Prince Dumped Yvonne For Yvonne?

Ice Prince & Yvonne Nelson

                Well, that ain’t right! News filtering through the world wide web is that Ice Prince used to date Yvonne [Nelson] until she left him to date Iyanya … until Iyanya left her to date Tonto Dike … until Iyanya said he’s actually not dating Tonto Dike … and then Ice Prince went to Yvonne [Nwosu] … until Yvonne [Nelson] became single again and wanted back what she did not want before … {Read More}

Lessons Hollywood Can Learn From Nollywood

Hollywood

Two weeks ago, I had the pleasure of watching the Golden Globe Awards. While I enjoy watching almost most awards of this kind, I usually do not get to watch the red carpet. They’re just going to tell me what they are wearing, and since I cannot afford them yet, what does it matter? But this time, I sat in front of my television at 6pm, searched for Channel E, and enjoyed the red carpet. From the red carpet to {Read More}

I LOVE This Man

My Pete Edochie

Apparently it was rumored last year that Pete Edochie died in Australia. The rumor was that he went there for filming (or for Christmas) and fell off a fifty feet building to the ground. I imagined it and laughed out loud. Somehow, I pictured him landing tummy first. That said, I did not actually hear the rumor when it broke; I only knew of it after this video of him surfaced. So, Pete Edochie is my favorite Nollywood actor of {Read More}

Jim Iyke & Nadia Buari Are Dating???

Jim Iyke and Nadia 2

Since when???? I know I’m usually a major last carrier when it comes to issues about Nollywood, but err, when did these two start dating? And why did no one tell, not that it would have mattered?  It’s not that “Jim Iyke” and “Nadia Buari” are dating that seems so outlandish, but rather the fact that it was rumored that these two were dating other people. Like err, wasn’t Jim Iyke said to be engaged to one Jamaican babe based {Read More}

What Is Wrong With These Pictures?

Ryan, Rooney, and Fletcher

Take a very close look at the pictures below and tell me what is wrong with them.       Did you find what’s wrong with the pictures? Probably not, so I’ll tell you. These are mega rich footballers attending a charity event at Old Trafford. And look at what they are wearing!! Sure, this was the dress code, but they could have accessorized, no? I cannot tell what they are wearing by looking at their clothes, but let it {Read More}

Iyanya Dumps Tonto Dikeh For Tiwa Savage!

Iyanya!!! Bad guys.

Well, technically, that’s not completely true. He has not dumped Tonto – yet. But it’s definitely coming. By now, I’m sure most of you have heard of Iyanya dumping Yvonne Nelson for Tonto Dikeh. It’s really bad when you are dumped – especially when you did not see it coming – but I think the only thing worse than being dumped [by Iyanya] is being dumped by Iyanya … for Tonto. Like, how the heck does that happen?!?! When Iyanya’s {Read More}