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I don’t even have anything to say about this. I’m just pissed. I was driving to grandma’s house some hours ago when my friend’s baby brother texted me this link. I didn’t read it well till I parked the car and I was just angry. There are so many Nigerians involved, including jail nurse that makes almost $80,000 per year. Oga, what is your own problem? This happened in Hudson County, New Jersey. I made bold the names that I {Read More}
That’s what’s keeping the world awake right now. A tweet has “leaked.” And it’s from Kim Kardashian – allegedly – saying that Nigeria is a disgusting country. Naturally, Nigerians are pissed the hell off, especially considering that she just came to Nigeria last month and collected a whopping $500,000 for showing up. Here’s the tweet that’s about to start World War III. Before you send holy ghost fire after her, please be aware that there is currently no validation or {Read More}
By now, I’m sure everyone knows about “My Oga at the top,” and if you don’t, don’t worry, you’ll know by the end of this post. Even the last episode of The Verastic Show started off with jokes about my oga at the top. In light of this, I have compiled five things that you cannot categorically tell because if you say one, your oga at the top can say another one. Enjoy. 1. You cannot categorically tell your wedding {Read More}
My regret is that I did not blog of this event sooner. I knew of it a while ago, but I completely forgot to share it here so that people who are now on the brink of death caused by spouselessness can go to this event. The funny part is that there are people who actually feel this way. And there are people who attended this event … AND these people said this prayer to God. I can just see {Read More}
Darey (Dare?) had a concert this past weekend in Nigeria. I have read a lot of blogs that reported on the event, and everyone (including people that commented) have said two things in common: 1. The concert was beyond amazing. It was like nothing they have ever experienced. 2. Kim Kardashian made no difference whatsoever AND she was on stage for like a few seconds. When I wrote the piece “Lessons Hollywood Can Learn From Nollywood,” that was my way {Read More}
So President GEJ was interviewed by CNN’s Christiane Amanpour, and I honestly think that this was my first time hearing his voice. That’s how he sounds? Oh, okay. Anyway, I am not exactly sure what he was saying in this interview. Did he say that Nigeria is doing everything in its power to control Boko Haram? Did he say that Nigeria is prepared to efficiently respond to a terrorist attack? Did he say that other countries should also take responsibility {Read More}
Igwe alerted me to news that was trending yesterday about three allegedly gay men in Imo who were stripped naked, beaten, and paraded around for everyone to see. You know, there is a lot of crazy shit that goes on in Nigeria and I don’t blog about it, not because of lack of interest, but because of frustration and extreme pissitivity (not a real word). But now that I think of it, I think I need to be more vocal. {Read More}
I’ve been seeing this Chevron ad on television for a while now, and while I’m pleased to know that Chevron Nigeria says they have not had a reported case in twelve years – by the way, what does that even mean? – I am more intrigued by the lady in the commercial. She’s at the very beginning of the ad; she comes in wearing pink and swinging a baby, and then says, “You won’t take my life.” I absolutely LOVE {Read More}
Two days ago – December 26th – I was looking forward to going to the mall and doing a little shopping, but the snow decided otherwise. And driving under the snow for me is strictly on a need-to basis, so since I did not need to go to the mall, I sat my butt at home. But first, I made a five-minute trip to the African store to buy bread. I love that crown top bread that has eight pull-apart {Read More}
There I was perusing the World Wide Web as usual when I stumbled upon this latest gaff by CBN President, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi. He said, “You have to fire half of the civil service because the revenue of the government is supposed to be for 167 million Nigerians. Any society where government spends 70 per cent of its revenue on its civil service has a problem. It is unsustainable.” See, I want to get where he’s coming from, and I {Read More}
