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Meet Louise and Martine, identical twins, 70 years old, Red Light District employees, and retired. Louise and Martine have been working as prostitutes for over 50 years, and between them both, they have had about 355,000 men. They say they’ve been working because they need the money and the government pension is too small to live of off. But now they’re retiring because they’re suffering from arthritis and having a hard time attracting new clients. Well, that’s weird. I don’t {Read More}
Elin Nordegren (formerly Elin Woods), Tiger Woods’ ex is dating again, and I’m happy to hear this – not that she cares. She’s dating her neighbor, Chris Cline who is worth only like 1.2 billion dollars. Pssshhht. Small change. And Tiger Woods is worth half a billion, just in case you’re wondering, so this is a major upgrade. She has more than doubled her potential. Chris Cline is a billionaire, a CEO, a philanthropist, a father (formerly married), and much more. {Read More}
She makes $41,000. I mean forty-one thousand American dollars. Per day. Yup. Per day. Because of how successful her songs are, she makes a lot of money from royalties. So I cannot help but wonder what I would do with $41,000 per day? For starters, I would get me one of these: Yup. I do love this car. I know what you’re thinking: But Vera, what happened to your Dodge Charger? And when did you start liking this car? Well, {Read More}
Never? Me neither. This past Saturday, 50 Cent went to QVC to sell his headphones and he made $177,000 in 9 flipping minutes! Keep in mind, he did not even warn his fans that he was going to be on QVC, meaning that if he had told them, he would have probably made even more money and perhaps, in less time. The version he was selling was the colorful, wired ones. For only 5 easy payments of $49.99, you, too, {Read More}
You remember Christina Aguilera? Yeah, the pretty Ecuadorian and Irish blonde with a big voice. She’s still pretty, still Ecuadorian and Irish, and she still has a big voice, but she isn’t so skinny anymore. I’m sure you know that already, and that’s not what this post is about … or why I am vexing. Yes, I know I’m always vexing. Once upon a time, she used to be skinny. And all the media outlets talked about how fit she was, how {Read More}
Hey! How was your weekend? Yeah, me too. So, there I was reading tweets as usual when I came across a twitter pic from Tyler Perry with his aunt, Mayola. And according to his tweet, she is the real Madea. He tweeted, “ME AND THE REAL MADEA IN MY BACK YARD! My Aunt Mayola.” And I took away from the tweet was,
I’m going to be speaking with one of my favorite co-hosts, Ofili. You must know about him already. If not, prepare to find out. Ofili is an international motivational speaker and author — and an award winning one at that. Normally, you have to pay to listen to Ofili speak, but I’m bringing him to you on The Verastic Show on Gidilounge Radio. Free of charge! Of course, you are welcome to send me small money via PayPal. Continue to {Read More}
Since I came to the United States – about 12 years ago – I have done very little travelling. There’s always a reason to not travel: school, work, time … and of course, money. School is no longer an issue, but everything else remains an issue. In spite of these issues, I was blessed to take two trips recently, but the second one is the one I want to write about today.
Updating my blog today was so scary for me. Slowly but surely, I am beginning to drift into the I’m-too-busy-to-update-right-now-so-let-me-get-this-other-thing-straightened-out-first. We can’t have that. Even if no one reads this blog. Even if no one comments on it. Even if I become irrelevant and insignificant in Blogville. I simply cannot have a blog that is not updated. I have been – by His grace – consistent (mostly) for the past five years. I’ve gone too far to stop now. That {Read More}
At midnight on New Year’s Day. I don’t know what all the hype is about, but I was listening to the Tom Joiner Morning Show this morning, and they kept talking about who they were going to kiss at midnight tomorrow. It was then that it dawned on me that I have never been kissed at midnight on New Year’s Day. I mean, what the heck? Before I continue, I must make a disclaimer: If my parents are reading this {Read More}
