There Are Still 12 Top Reasons Why Igbos And Yorubas Should Not Marry

Couples who are NOT the people I'm talking about (but who look good on my blog)

A year ago, I put up a post about the top 12 reasons why Igbos and Yorubas should not marry. One year later, the post is still getting comments from all kinds of people. Some people get the sarcasm, some people laugh, some other get angry, and some people just give me whatever insult they think is appropriate. Read and enjoy. Original post (and entertaining comments) here. ____________________________________________________________________________________   Whether you are aware of it or not, many inter-tribal relationships {Read More}

I Met A Man With Too Much Sperm

Sperm

There’s a saying that you attract what you want or what you are or something like that. So I’m starting to think that this is the reason why I attract the most interesting people. Let me tell you about Kemi (not her real name). She has a tall, handsome husband and three very good looking kids – all below six years old. Recently, I hung out with Kemi and her husband was not home. When I asked about him, she {Read More}

How To Know He’s A Player – Part 2

Player vs Non Player

I first told you about a sure, no-fail way of how to know he’s a player. By the way, that post sparked a debate at home as one of my beereeful readers commented and said that by virtue of Igwe putting his phone down, he’s definitely a player. Igwe in turn accused me of being a player, too because I also (allegedly) put my phone down (when it’s not night). I still have no idea what he was talking about. {Read More}

How To Know He’s A Player

Face Up or Face Down Phone

I stumbled upon an article the other day, and I now cannot remember where. But the article listed a bunch of ways that you know he’s a player. Some of them were pretty cut and dry, but there was one that stood out to me. It’s definitely how to know he’s a player. It’s all in the phone. One way – according to this article – to know that he’s a player is by watching the way he keeps his {Read More}

Dear Vera, Where Are The Nigerian Men In Maryland?

Dear Vera

This one is a short and simple question. Though the reader is asking specifically about Nigerian men in Maryland, please answer the question generally (if you live outside Maryland) because I think Nigerian men are the same anyway for the most part. As usual, my response is below the question. “Dear Vera, I would like to ask you this – I am single and looking, so where are the Nigerian men in Maryland?” Dear Reader, Your question is neither new nor {Read More}

Gentlemen, Would You Wear This Underwear?

The front view

One never stops running into crazy things. So, this is an underwear for men, sold by a French company. I have no idea why any man would want to wear this. It’s like the C String underwear for women that I blogged about a while ago, except that this is even weirder. Women can wear anything, no matter how weird or unusual it is. The same cannot really be said for men. I don’t even like thongs because, well, who {Read More}

10 Types Of Men Who Won’t Marry You

Group of men

Usually, when a relationship is over, that’s when you look back objectively and face reality. But most times, we can know these things before the relationship even starts. I culled this from Huffington Post, and I think it’s spot on! It’s a list of 10 men who will NOT marry you (and who, in my opinion, you we should not want to marry anyway). It was written by Samantha Daniels, a professional match maker and relationship expert. _______________________________________________________________________ 1.  Mr. {Read More}

Meet The Man Who Was Born Without A Penis (And Has Slept With More Than 100 Women)

Andrew Wardle, man born without a penis

Andrew Wardle was born without a penis; he was born with his bladder outside his body – a condition known as an ectopic bladder. This condition is quite rare, happens to about one in thirty million men. His friends don’t know that he has this condition, and he has managed to keep it a secret, until now that’s he coming out of the closet and sharing his story. He has a tube connected from his bladder to help him pee. {Read More}

Wife + Husband + Wife’s Lover = One Big Happy Family!

L-R: Paul Butzki (husband), Maria Butzki (wife), and Peter Gruman (lover)

I’m gonna keep this short and sweet. Here’s the story: Maria Butzki, mother of two girls (16 and 12) left her husband, Paul Butzki for her lover, Peter Gruman. But she did not know that she would miss her husband so much, and at the same time, she did not want to leave her lover. Somehow, the two men became friends, and Maria got the bright idea to move them both into the same house. Isn’t that wonderful? So now, {Read More}

Remember That Bastard Married Guy I Blogged About?

married-man-cheating-

If you have no idea what bastard married guy I’m talking about, it’s okay. Rest easy, I’ve got this covered. The post is about Omoba, a married man with a standard bastard behavior who had the balls to say he dreamt of me and wanted to know what I thought about it. Read it HERE. The post was written in 2011. So why am I bringing this up now? Because sometime last week, I received an e-mail from a girl {Read More}