That Awkward Moment When Everyone Finds Out That The President Is Absolutely Endowed

I’m not even gonna write too much in this one. Yesterday, the web was buzzing with Vice President Biden’s revelation of President Obama’s big stick. It must have sounded good in his head before the words came out and chewing them back up was not an option. It’s only a 25-second video. Watch it after the cut.

Caption This: Chelsea vs Barcelona

Caption This: Chelsea vs Barcelona

Considering yesterday’s match between Chelsea and Barcelona, I thought what other way to start than this way? And if I – Honorable Minister of What-The-Hell-Is-Going-On-In-Soccer-World-And-Why-Is-Everyone-Tweeting-About-It can know that Chelsea won the match yesterday (in spite of a draw), then that means everyone else must know about it. Enough talking. Caption the picture after the cut.

Dame Patience Is Now On Twitter!

Dame-Patience

Dame Patience – your First Lady – now has a Twitter account with almost 6,000 followers. Check out some of her tweets after the cut. Cool stuff!

Picture: Genevieve Nnaji And Her Son

Genevieve Nnaji And Her "Son"

Fazebook Babes

Fazebook Babes

There is a Nigerian movie that is sweeping the Cyberspace. In other words, people are tweeting and facebooking about it. It’s called Fazebook Babes. The movie is starring Mercy Johnson, Oge Okoye, and some other people. If you’re looking at the title and remembering a certain time you watched or heard of other impressive titles like Obama Babes, Blackberry Babes, and Lady Gaga, then you’re not alone.  

Another Nigerian Woman Gets Beaten By Her Husband

Barbara Paola Vargueza

Or maybe not. Generally, when people start their sentence with, “This is gonna be funny …” it ends up being anything but funny. Like I heard on Morning Joe yesterday, as a matter of fact, the irony is that once you say, “This is gonna be funny,” people actually stop laughing. The dead air is worsened when you meet their expectation by really not being funny. But that’s not the case here. Walahi, I promise you … This. Is. Gonna. {Read More}

Caption This: Circumcision

Circumcision

  Caption this for me. I’ll start first. “… Because your future wife needs to know when you chopped your penis off.” What’s your caption?

Igwe’s Other Woman

Igwe has been pretty faithful as far as I know. I mean, I have done everything to catch him in the act. I have attached a gps to his car; I have trailed his every move for one whole month. I have snooped into his phone, e-mail, and call records. I have even gone to white-garment churches for them to see vision for me. Nada. There has never been anything questionable. Until now.

Caption This: Boob Sucking

Caption This: Boob Sucking

I culled this picture off Twitter, believed to be a Nollywood scene. Classic. Usually, I start with the captions, but this one really leaves me at a loss for words. Do me the honors, please. Caption this picture.

It’s Vera vs Gustav

Ever since I started writing publicly about seven years ago, I have gotten used to – and sometimes, even welcomed – negative comments. Some of them are there to tell me they do not agree with what I’m saying. Some of them say I do not make much sense, if any. Some say I don’t know how to write; and some say that I am just plain stupid.  Okay, then. So about two weeks ago, I wrote about the Gojo {Read More}