How To Keep Jehovah’s Witnesses From Knocking On Your Day

Jehovah's Witness

I don't think I have ever met a denomination as persistent as Jehovah's Witnesses. They hunt you down in the parking lot, stalk you in the grocery store, and invade your peace at home. There are times that I flat out say, "No, thanks." And then, other times I take whatever flyer they're giving, squeeze it, and put in the trash. I don't think I have actually ever bothered to read it. Maybe just the title, but nothing more than that. While I have not figured out a way to stop them from Continue Reading

Chronicles Of A Falling Graduate

Falling Graduate

I still remember what my graduation was like, and I definitely remember what Uju's graduation was like in Miami just a few days ago (post coming up soon with loads of pictures!). I can tell you that neither one of us had this kind of memorable graduation. The video is only 26 seconds long. Watch and learn. This poor girl just keeps on falling. I don't think I've ever seen someone fall so many times in such a short amount of time. The shoes don't look so high, so I wonder what was really Continue Reading

Attention, All You No Filter, Picture-Taking Ladies!

No Filter

If you are on any kind of social media - Instagram especially - then you'd notice pictures tagged with #NoFilter. These are supposed to be pictures showing natural beauty et al, sans make-up. Great idea, right? Well, not really. At least not all the time. I have put up at least one picture of me with no make-up, but I didn't tag it as no filter, not that I see anything wrong with that. Usually, when I put up pictures with no makeup, it's not because I want you to see what I look like without Continue Reading

3 Year Old Explains Childbirth

The lil 3 year old that could ...

This man asked his 3 year old daughter, Adela a question about her mommy, and she told him the truth. Watch and laugh (it's only nine seconds long). This may make you think differently about if you should tell your child certain things. Don't you just love little kids? Makes me look forward to having a three year old who will also know what to expect from mommy's vagina :D Continue Reading

How To Know He’s A Player – Part 2

Player vs Non Player

I first told you about a sure, no-fail way of how to know he's a player. By the way, that post sparked a debate at home as one of my beereeful readers commented and said that by virtue of Igwe putting his phone down, he's definitely a player. Igwe in turn accused me of being a player, too because I also (allegedly) put my phone down (when it's not night). I still have no idea what he was talking about. I think it was that thing men do when they turn things around and try to make you feel like Continue Reading

WARNING: Do NOT Come For Rihanna

Rihanna's Instagram

Because she will come back for you. Rihanna put this picture up yesterday on Instagram. I follow her, so I saw it. But I didn't quite understand it. I thought it was one of those funny pictures people make and everyone reposts it. But I started reading some of the comments (there were only about 12,000 at this point), and I saw that some people were in favor of her putting the picture up while others felt it was a tad bit immature. Apparently, the story here is that the girl had been Continue Reading

Attention! He Needs A Well-Trained Igbo Girl

Sola's comment about wanting a well-trained Igbo girl

A year ago, I wrote an article - Top 12 Reasons Why Igbos & Yorubas Should Not Marry. This write-up was posted on several Nigerian sites, and it was written in my usual style: drenched in overflowing sarcasm. Ever since I put that post up, I have received all kinds of insults, and they have been hilarious. Some people comment and understand what angle I'm coming from, but then, the rest clearly have no lesson in sarcasm, and they make it a point to tell me how stupid I am. Sure. The things I Continue Reading

So This Guy Asked If I’m A Lesbian

Gym-Clothes

This happened on Wednesday night, and when it happened, I was thinking to myself, how will my readers believe this one? It was the same day I put up a post saying I wanted to be hit on a lesbian. Let me tell you my story. I went to the gym, and then, I stopped at Royal Farms on my way back to get some gas. I noticed a green Camry in the pump behind mine, and I noticed it because it looked just like Funmie's car, but I quickly dismissed the thought because I knew Funmie was at work at that Continue Reading