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I attended weekly Zumba classes for a few months last year. I went about two to three times a week, and it was really, really fun. Hadn’t ever maintained any physical activity for that long. My Zumba instructor – Consuelo – is from Cuba, and I think she’s so pretty. I’ve never seen anyone smile so broadly and look so happy while performing such intense physical activity. And she has a cute accent to go along with it. I have {Read More}
It was totally Funmie’s idea to lie to you people AND to not tell you the truth until today. I refused, but she made a convincing argument. I haven’t read all the comments yet because yesterday was cray-cray for me, but judging from Funmie’s laughter when she called me last night, I anticipate some good, good stuff. I’m gonna go reply the comments once this is posted. Igwe was in on it, too. He told people on Twitter that I {Read More}
I’m sure we all know what condoms are used for, right? They are used to reduce the risk of unwanted pregnancies and the spread of sexually-transmitted diseases – which I also assume are unwanted. However, while most things change, the condom hasn’t changed in the past 50 years. And Bill Gates doesn’t like this. So the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation is offering $100,000 of initial funding to anyone who designs the “next generation of condoms.” If the design is {Read More}
The other day, I put up a post about Ciara posing like Janet Jackson. Most of the people who responded on Twitter either said that Janet Jackson is hotter or that they are both equally hot. I mentioned in the post that I like Janet Jackson’s version better, but that’s because I like her better, too. On Facebook, however, one of my readers is more interested in something else. The moral of this story: If you know Janet Jackson, please {Read More}
By now, I’m sure everyone knows about “My Oga at the top,” and if you don’t, don’t worry, you’ll know by the end of this post. Even the last episode of The Verastic Show started off with jokes about my oga at the top. In light of this, I have compiled five things that you cannot categorically tell because if you say one, your oga at the top can say another one. Enjoy. 1. You cannot categorically tell your wedding {Read More}
My regret is that I did not blog of this event sooner. I knew of it a while ago, but I completely forgot to share it here so that people who are now on the brink of death caused by spouselessness can go to this event. The funny part is that there are people who actually feel this way. And there are people who attended this event … AND these people said this prayer to God. I can just see {Read More}
I’m gonna keep this short and sweet. Here’s the story: Maria Butzki, mother of two girls (16 and 12) left her husband, Paul Butzki for her lover, Peter Gruman. But she did not know that she would miss her husband so much, and at the same time, she did not want to leave her lover. Somehow, the two men became friends, and Maria got the bright idea to move them both into the same house. Isn’t that wonderful? So now, {Read More}
That’s right. Her vagina. Christie Dawn Harris was arrested for drug possession, and she kept saying that she needed to go to the bathroom. When she got to lock-up, she was to take her clothes off and change to jail uniform, and she was also directed to take her underwear off for inspection. She said she didn’t want to take her underwear off because she was on her period. Eventually, she took her underwear off, and that was when the {Read More}
There I was browsing through pictures on Bella Naija, and what did I find?? An inspiration for Igwe’s suit. Igwe and I have been talking a lot about the wedding — well, more like Igwe has been talking about the wedding, and I’ve been saying, “Please stop. This is too hard. I don’t want to talk about it.” Anyway, I found the perfect suit for Igwe, thanks to Jim Iyke. For our wedding, Igwe is going to wear this short {Read More}
