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So This Guy Asked If I’m A Lesbian

This happened on Wednesday night, and when it happened, I was thinking to myself, how will my readers believe this one? It was the same day I put up a post saying I wanted to be hit on a lesbian. Let me tell you my story. I went to the gym, and then, I stopped at Royal Farms on my way back to get some gas. I noticed a green Camry in the pump behind mine, and I noticed it because it looked just like Funmie's car, but I quickly dismissed the thought because I knew Funmie was at work at that Read More

How To Know He’s A Player

How To Know He’s A Player

I stumbled upon an article the other day, and I now cannot remember where. But the article listed a bunch of ways that you know he's a player. Some of them were pretty cut and dry, but there was one that stood out to me. It's definitely how to know he's a player. It's all in the phone. One way - according to this article - to know that he's a player is by watching the way he keeps his phone. Face up? Or face down? Face Up: This is the way everyone leaves their phone because naturally, we Read More

Ladies, Has A Lesbian Ever Hit On You?

Ladies, Has A Lesbian Ever Hit On You?

I know this sounds like a rather crazy question. But a while ago, someone told me that I was a very cool person. This didn't come as news to me, of course. I mean, look at me. I'm so cool, I'm freezing. Corny, I know. But the point is that the person went on to elaborate about how I was very easy to talk to and hang around with. Again, I knew this already. And once again, please take a look at me *twirls around, Kenya Moore style* My coolness and general awesomeness apparently makes me a Read More

Hilarious! Nigerian Man Gets Pranked By His Son

Hilarious! Nigerian Man Gets Pranked By His Son

Now, y'll know not to prank a Nigerian man (especially a real Naija man) with something as delicate as his TV being stolen. His son set him up and recorded the entire thing. My favorite part is the end where he says, "You know I can fall down and die right now." And the part where he breaks into Yoruba. Haaaa! That's how you know he has provoked final. Watch and laugh (and then repeat on your own parents). P.S. Share this post below, please. It's just too damn funny.   Read More

My Pakistani Mechanic Has The Hots For Me

I have been going to this Pakistani mechanic for some years now. The actual mechanic who does my car is an older man, and he's the one who owns the garage shop. His nephew who also works there with him has the hots for me, and it's the funniest, strangest kind of hots. Every time I come, he stares at me. And stares at me. And stares at me. And the entire time he's staring, he has the biggest smile on his face. He always asks how I'm doing, tells me over and over that he works so hard that he Read More

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