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I first told you about a sure, no-fail way of how to know he’s a player. By the way, that post sparked a debate at home as one of my beereeful readers commented and said that by virtue of Igwe putting his phone down, he’s definitely a player. Igwe in turn accused me of being a player, too because I also (allegedly) put my phone down (when it’s not night). I still have no idea what he was talking about. {Read More}
Because she will come back for you. Rihanna put this picture up yesterday on Instagram. I follow her, so I saw it. But I didn’t quite understand it. I thought it was one of those funny pictures people make and everyone reposts it. But I started reading some of the comments (there were only about 12,000 at this point), and I saw that some people were in favor of her putting the picture up while others felt it was a {Read More}
This happened on Wednesday night, and when it happened, I was thinking to myself, how will my readers believe this one? It was the same day I put up a post saying I wanted to be hit on a lesbian. Let me tell you my story. I went to the gym, and then, I stopped at Royal Farms on my way back to get some gas. I noticed a green Camry in the pump behind mine, and I noticed it {Read More}
I stumbled upon an article the other day, and I now cannot remember where. But the article listed a bunch of ways that you know he’s a player. Some of them were pretty cut and dry, but there was one that stood out to me. It’s definitely how to know he’s a player. It’s all in the phone. One way – according to this article – to know that he’s a player is by watching the way he keeps his {Read More}
I know this sounds like a rather crazy question. But a while ago, someone told me that I was a very cool person. This didn’t come as news to me, of course. I mean, look at me. I’m so cool, I’m freezing. Corny, I know. But the point is that the person went on to elaborate about how I was very easy to talk to and hang around with. Again, I knew this already. And once again, please take a {Read More}
Now, y’ll know not to prank a Nigerian man (especially a real Naija man) with something as delicate as his TV being stolen. His son set him up and recorded the entire thing. My favorite part is the end where he says, “You know I can fall down and die right now.” And the part where he breaks into Yoruba. Haaaa! That’s how you know he has provoked final. Watch and laugh (and then repeat on your own parents). P.S. {Read More}
One never stops running into crazy things. So, this is an underwear for men, sold by a French company. I have no idea why any man would want to wear this. It’s like the C String underwear for women that I blogged about a while ago, except that this is even weirder. Women can wear anything, no matter how weird or unusual it is. The same cannot really be said for men. I don’t even like thongs because, well, who {Read More}
I have been going to this Pakistani mechanic for some years now. The actual mechanic who does my car is an older man, and he’s the one who owns the garage shop. His nephew who also works there with him has the hots for me, and it’s the funniest, strangest kind of hots. Every time I come, he stares at me. And stares at me. And stares at me. And the entire time he’s staring, he has the biggest smile {Read More}
Attention! He Needs A Well-Trained Igbo Girl
A year ago, I wrote an article – Top 12 Reasons Why Igbos & Yorubas Should Not Marry. This write-up was posted on several Nigerian sites, and it was written in my usual style: drenched in overflowing sarcasm. Ever since I put that post up, I have received all kinds of insults, and they have been hilarious. Some people comment and understand what angle I’m coming from, but then, the rest clearly have no lesson in sarcasm, and they make {Read More}
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