Funmi Archives - Verastic

November 15, 2009

Styling & Profiling: Funmie

I talk about Funmie a lot here. Funmie this. Funmie that. By the way, she's the one who insists that her name be spelled with an e - Funmie instead of Funmi. She thinks it's special that way. I guess it is. I'm styling and profiling her because I realize that each time I mention her name, I don't have any single post to link her name to. For first time readers, they might want to know who the heck Funmie is and why her name appears so many times on Verastic dot com. I met Funmie in 2002. Read More

October 6, 2009

Sex, Sex, Sex!!!

Sex is such an interesting, diverse, and complicated topic. Although it's a three letter word, it's often treated as a four letter word. SEX. If my blog were a sex blog and I had to blog about sex everyday, I still would not run out of things to say about it. Sex goes beyond the positions taken and minutes spent while doing it. A critical question one should ask is: Should I even have sex?In relationships (marriage excluded), sometimes, sex is included, other times, it isn't. It has Read More

September 24, 2009

I Need A Personal Assistant

Job description: Update Verastically Livin' every three days.Reply comments [on Verastically Livin'] as they come in.Hunt down and harass people till they agree to co-host Verastically Speakin Talk Radio.Schedule shows on Verastically Speakin Talk Radio.Reply all e-mails (on Verastic, Facebook, & Twitter).Take and return phone calls.Reply text messages.Compose e-mails when needed and keep the readers informed.Keep the Verastically Speakin' Talk Radio Facebook Group updated.Approve all my Read More

September 3, 2009

Dear Massage Oil

It's not funny anymore.Seriously, it is so not funny anymore. I have had you for YEARS now. Your first owner, Funmie gave you to me several years ago, and you were exactly this size when she gave you to me. The only difference between then and now is that you have collected dust and dirt from sitting on my dresser, untouched.I am hurt that no one - man, woman, child, beast, or stuffed animal - has even glanced at you and raised an eyebrow. For years, I have thought about all the fun times Read More

March 5, 2009

On Bridesmaids…

So, Bumight struck a chord with me on her recent post about wanting to be a bridesmaid. I have been a bridesmaid only one time in my life, and that was when I was Busola's maid of honor. It goes without saying that it was Busola's honor to have me as her maid of honor. Soon, I'm gonna be a bridesmaid for another friend, and no, I'm not gonna tell you who, when, or where. I talked about Busola's nuptials so much that my picture was found by many people. Once bitten, twice shy. I refuse to talk Read More

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