Verastic » Buttocks http://verastic.com Best lifestyle & humor blog. Ever. Fri, 17 May 2013 06:45:18 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Real Or Fake: Mariann Gavelo’s Onion Booty! http://verastic.com/social/real-or-fake-mariann-gavelos-onion-booty.html?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=real-or-fake-mariann-gavelos-onion-booty http://verastic.com/social/real-or-fake-mariann-gavelos-onion-booty.html#comments Fri, 17 May 2013 06:45:18 +0000 Vera Ezimora http://verastic.com/?p=6731 I don’t think I have ever understood the concept of the onion booty as much as Mariann Gavelo’s onion booty. It looks like a damn onion! As a woman, I cannot stop staring at this woman’s booty, so I wonder what the men are thinking? Mariann is a Latino model and actress, and she’s being referred to as the Latina Kim Kardashian. While we (women) may want to crucify our men for being unashamedly obsessed with looking at other women’s {Read More}

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]]> Mariann Gavelo 5I don’t think I have ever understood the concept of the onion booty as much as Mariann Gavelo’s onion booty. It looks like a damn onion! As a woman, I cannot stop staring at this woman’s booty, so I wonder what the men are thinking? Mariann is a Latino model and actress, and she’s being referred to as the Latina Kim Kardashian.

While we (women) may want to crucify our men for being unashamedly obsessed with looking at other women’s asses, with this kind of yansh, I cannot be vexed.  In fact, Mariann Gavelo walked past me and Igwe, I’ll be the one staring, and Igwe would be asking me why I’m looking at her like that.

There is something about her booty though. It looks like it’s sitting lower than regular booties. Although, of course, it can be argued that there is nothing regular about this booty.

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I think it’s totally real. I feel like I should be allowed to touch it. You know, just to feel the texture.

So, what do you think anyway? Real or fake?

 

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]]> http://verastic.com/social/real-or-fake-mariann-gavelos-onion-booty.html/feed 4 Spotted: Vera Ezimora’s Ass http://verastic.com/social/spotted-vera-ezimoras-ass.html?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=spotted-vera-ezimoras-ass http://verastic.com/social/spotted-vera-ezimoras-ass.html#comments Thu, 03 Jun 2010 04:18:00 +0000 Vera Ezimora http://verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com/site/?p=450 I don’t know what came over me on Sunday, but I was feeling unusually sexy when I woke up that morning. For church, I wore my tightest pencil skirt, a grey skirt. And I matched it up with a black three-quarter sleeve shirt. I was looking hot, if I do say so myself.  Although compliments were not the reason I wore this outfit, it did, naturally, feel pretty darn good when I received tons of compliments, even from those in {Read More}

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I don’t know what came over me on Sunday, but I was feeling unusually sexy when I woke up that morning. For church, I wore my tightest pencil skirt, a grey skirt. And I matched it up with a black three-quarter sleeve shirt. I was looking hot, if I do say so myself.  Although compliments were not the reason I wore this outfit, it did, naturally, feel pretty darn good when I received tons of compliments, even from those in church.


After church, I went for a get-together at an aunt’s house, a gorgeous lady from Cameroon. I call her Mom 2.0.  I was there until Aribaba called and said he was on his way to my house. I left Mom 2.0′s house, promising to return, and went back home to meet Aribaba and his friend. I stuffed them with pounded yam and bitterleaf soup. We watched a Ghanaian movie [Kiss Me If You Can]. I don’t know what the title had to do with the movie, but it did have a lot of sex, all of which Aribaba and his friend enjoyed — of course.

After Aribaba and his friend left, I was going to change into something more comfortable, something that didn’t feel like a second skin. However, it was already past 9pm, so I decided to just rush over to Mom 2.0′s house. I walked in there majestically — because, well, I was feeling too hot to be handled. I had my silver four-inch heels on, and I just couldn’t be stopped. I sat down for a while, and then, I went to help myself with a glass of apple juice. It was while I was getting my apple juice that it happened.

Mom 2.0 came up behind me and asked, “Vera, what’s that behind you?”

When I realized what it was, my heart sank. So, the zipper of my very tight pencil skirt had given way and exposed my butt cheeks which had a black lace thong buried between them. I tell you, you could have knocked me over with a feather. So many thoughts ran through my mind: 

What I Know:

(i) My zipper did not pop in church
(ii) My zipper did not pop as soon as I got home

What I Don’t Know:

(i) When did this happen?
(ii) How long did I walk around with my ass exposed?
(iii) Did I come into Mom 2.0′s house with my ass exposed?
(iv) Did all the guests at the party take a peek at my verastic bum?
(v) Did Aribaba see my butt cheeks and not tell me?
(vi) Worse, did Aribaba’s friend see my butt cheeks?
(vii) All those smiles I got at Mom 2.0′s house, was it because the people were being friendly, or was it because of what I had  - or did not have – behind me?

What I Hope:

(i) My zipper was in tact while Aribaba and his friend were at my house.
(ii) When I entered Mom 2.0′s house, my zipper was still in tact.
(iii) When I sat down at Mom 2.0′s house, my zipper popped.
(iv) When I stood up from the chair, my shirt covered my exposed butt cheeks and Mom 2.0 was the only one who saw them.

What I Fear:

(i) My zipper popped at my house, and Aribaba and his friend were too shy to say anything.
(ii) I walked into Mom 2.0′s house with my ass literally exposed.
(iii) Everyone at Mom 2.0′s house got a sneak peek of what lies beneath (and they didn’t have to pay for it!).
(iv) I’ll never know the truth.

For the rest of the evening at Mom 2.0′s house, I tied a wrapper around my waist.  I went from “hot babe” to “who is that village girl with the wrapper?”  Way to end a totally sexy day.    

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