Ladies, Let’s Talk About Anti Aging Creams

Anti Aging Cream

It’s quite unfortunate all the things that we (women) have to think about and deal with. Just like men don’t think as much about their waist line, they also barely think about anti aging remedies. In fact, the likes of George Clooney and Denzel Washington are celebrated for being distinguished. Not old. Distinguished. But I have never heard the likes of Meryl Streep and Betty White described as distinguished. They’re just old. Or older. So my friend, Uju (yes, the {Read More}

I Know You’ve Been Looking For This, But You CANNOT Have It

Malia Obama in J.Crew

Being a celebrity has to be an awesome feeling. You wear something and all of a sudden, everyone starts running out to get it. Think of the likes of Rihanna, Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, and of course, our First Lady, Michelle Obama. I wonder how many people truly, truly, TRULY believe that the First Lady is stylish, and how many people just say it because she’s the First Lady, and because everyone else is saying it. I personally love her fashion {Read More}

It Was Barack’s Inauguration, But Michelle Stole The Show!

The Obamas

While still unpacking, Igwe and I paused to enjoy the inaugural celebration, and it was beautiful. Or as Britney Spears always said on X Factor, “it was amazing.“ There were [are] too many things that fascinated me about the Obamas. First of all, I think it’s safe to assume that the Obamas can afford to buy almost whatever they want. Whether it’s a Rolex watch, or a pair of red bottoms, or the priciest Tiffany jewelry, so why don’t they? {Read More}

Who Is This Naked Woman?

Now, this is curvy

And why is she naked? Now, you know that I am a major last carrier when it comes to a lot of things, so maybe I have carried last on this woman, too, but I still want to know who she is. And why is she naked? And why have women on Facebook been using her as their cover photo? And why are there so many  retweets of her picture on Twitter? Who is she?   One thing I have {Read More}

Too Pretty To Be Nigerian?

About a week ago, I had to go see Igwe’s mechanic on fixing a minor electrical problem in my car. When I introduced myself, he was all excited, said Igwe was his buddy (although they only met like a month ago). I asked where he was from, and he said Pakistan. Then he asked where I was from, and I told him, too. He was a really good looking and well spoken guy. When I was about to leave, he asked, {Read More}

This Is What Happens When You Leave Me At Home Alone

You should probably not trust this face

Last Friday, Igwe just had to attend his co-worker’s birthday celebration at a restaurant in Towson. Usually on Fridays, we do something together. Could be going to see a movie, or renting one to see at home, or eating out, or going shopping, or just staying home to gist and hang out. Whatever. But this particular Friday, he had to go out, and it was more annoying because I got a late notification. So after he was gone, I started {Read More}

It Pays To Be Curvy

Christina Aguilera

You remember Christina Aguilera? Yeah, the pretty Ecuadorian and Irish blonde with a big voice. She’s still pretty, still Ecuadorian and Irish, and she still has a big voice, but she isn’t so skinny anymore. I’m sure you know that already, and that’s not what this post is about … or why I am vexing. Yes, I know I’m always vexing. Once upon a time, she used to be skinny. And all the media outlets talked about how fit she was, how {Read More}

Do You Have A Designer Vagina?

Labiaplasty Diagram

Thanks to Damz who left a comment [and included the link to this article] on my post about women being sexiest in their 30s. I followed the link, and sure enough, it was just my kind of stuff. So apparently, the rise of women who are searching for a perfect vagina has dramatically increased. If you are like me, you will be wondering what on earth a perfect vagina looks like. And most importantly, do you have it?    

I Take It Back: Women Actually FEEL Sexiest When They’re 28

28 Cartoon

What a way to start Monday morning. It was only last week I told you that women are sexiest in their thirties. Well, I take it back. According to a new article I just read, women actually feel sexiest at 28. I don’t know if it’s safe then to say that the two researches are quite different: one talks about when women are their sexiest (in their thirties), and the other talks about when women feel their sexiest (28). So {Read More}

Women Are Sexiest In Their 30s???

According to a research done somewhere by some people, women are sexiest in their thirties.  In other words, if you are not yet in your thirties, be happy that you have something to look forward to. If you are already in your thirties, make hay while the sun still shines because your days are apparently numbered. And if you are past your thirties, then this is the time to live in your past glory.  If you are reading this on {Read More}