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It was totally Funmie’s idea to lie to you people AND to not tell you the truth until today. I refused, but she made a convincing argument. I haven’t read all the comments yet because yesterday was cray-cray for me, but judging from Funmie’s laughter when she called me last night, I anticipate some good, good stuff. I’m gonna go reply the comments once this is posted. Igwe was in on it, too. He told people on Twitter that I {Read More}
I stared at this blank page forever because I couldn’t figure out how to start it. I didn’t know what to say first, or how to say it. For the past seven years, I have shared my life with you on here. You have been with me from when I was a student, from when I was very single, from when I was dating other guys, from when my relationships failed, from when I met men, from when I met {Read More}
The baby on the right is a famous woman today. Can you tell who she is? I’ll come back to update you on who she is. Don’t worry, I’ll keep my word. I won’t leave you hanging. Any ideas? If you guess right, there’ll be an extra pillow in your room in heaven – assuming you make it there UPDATE: Yup! This is indeed FLOTUS, Michelle Obama! (I think I need to make these a little harder)
Okay, I’ll admit it … I am shocked and happy that Kim Kardashian and Kanye are STILL together. It’s like everyday I read something about them, I’m surprised all over again. Unless they are giving us some bad ass photo ops, I think it’s safe to say that these two are genuinely happy. And for some reason, I’m genuinely happy for them, too. Sometimes, we easily forget that these celebrities are just people, and they probably want what we all {Read More}
Last week, I decided to start telling you about what I did over the weekend. This is because I have convinced myself that you are remotely interested in what I did over the weekend. Please indulge me. Friday: It was a movie date with Igwe. BV (Before Vera), Igwe did not go to movies a lot. But before, I definitely went to see a lot of movies. I’ve always loved the movie theatre. It remains one of my favorite fun-things-to-do. {Read More}
I am not Beyonce’s biggest fan, but there is something I just love about her: her ability to control her public life. The woman is crazy famous, but for the most part, we only know about her what she wants us to know. That’s what I’m talking about! Just like now, we did not see her baby pictures until she was good and ready to let us see them.
Crying babies are actually not cute. Maybe they’re cute to their parents – especially their mothers, but they’re not cute to me. No, I do not want to hear your crying baby while I’m talking with you on the phone. No, I don’t want you to put your crying baby on the phone to say hello to Aunty.No, I don’t want to be disrupted by your crying baby while I’m listening to the sermon. No, I don’t want to sing a lullaby {Read More}
Probably not. First of all, I apologize for the very late update. I was busy debuting my acting career in church. On Sunday, I and 10 other singles – Funmie included – entertained my church with a stage play they will not forget in a hurry. We got a standing ovation from a very enthusiastic and appreciative congregation, and it was praised as “the best play ever in House of Praise!!” Ah, ah! If you can’t tell, I’m still gloating. {Read More}
This post is probably one of them. You ever notice how people conveniently avoid the woman with the baby on the flight? You can’t blame them really. What are the chances that the baby will not scream them to oblivion? It’s not like they can yell at the baby. Well, they can — but imagine who would be the bad guy after that. Besides, that would probably cause the baby to scream longer and louder. I remember this flight I {Read More}
