Christie Dawn Harris, the lady who hid a gun in her vagina
That’s right. Her vagina.
Christie Dawn Harris was arrested for drug possession, and she kept saying that she needed to go to the bathroom. When she got to lock-up, she was to take her clothes off and change to jail uniform, and she was also directed to take her underwear off for inspection. She said she didn’t want to take her underwear off because she was on her period.
Eventually, she took her underwear off, and that was when the officer spotted something metal and wooden sticking out of her vagina. She proceeded to pull it out, and it was a five shot revolver with rounds in it. Duh. What were you thinking? Isn’t that where everyone keeps their loaded gun?
Considering the gravity of this WTF news, it’s understandable why this other realization isn’t so WTF. Logged between her butt cheeks were baggies of methamphetamine. Well, no one blinked an eye for that, considering that a loaded gun had just been pulled out of her vagina.
Let’s ask some questions, shall we?
1. How big is her vagina?
2. I’ve seen some little guns, but I’ve never seen anyone I would attend hiding in my vagina. So how little was this gun?
3. Couldn’t she at least take the bullets out first?
4. What if the gun had gun off inside her?
5. So this loaded gun thing, does it feel the same way as Ben Wa balls? [I hear those balls are nice].
In other news, I know you can’t fly with mace [pepper spray] in your luggage, but no one ever said you can’t hide it in your vagina. Right???
Source: The Smoking Gun
That is so stupid lol! It like she was auditioning for a spot on 1000 Ways to Die. What if that thing had gone off. Classic case of doing too much and too many drugs.
Hahaha. Well, if she had made one wrong move, she would have found out a way to die.
there are too many questions I want to ask, I don’t even know where to start
It’s mind boggling, I know.
How big is her vagina dayummmmmmmmmm! Craze people!!!!
LOL. That’s a question we might never get the answer to.
Haaa! What the…how can…eeewww…haba!!
Hahahaha. I can just imagine you stuttering and being at a loss for words.
When that ‘box’ was opened, security would’ve been like O_O
6. Is this a new contraceptive method?
7. Or tampon for female soldiers…or gangstas?
LOL. Contraceptive, ehn? Hahahaha. Omo, that one na die o. I’m sure that officers have seen all kinds of crazy things, some of which they cannot even mention.
I tried and tried and tried but I can’t get a clear picture. I guess it’s true that seeing is believing cause I’m having a hard time believing this. I mean… was she high on sex or something? That lady is nuts! In her Vagina? shit!
Tokunbo, I don’t understand it either. I know there are some small guns, but damn! And she could have at least taken the bullets out. Perplexing.