That’s right. Her vagina.
Christie Dawn Harris was arrested for drug possession, and she kept saying that she needed to go to the bathroom. When she got to lock-up, she was to take her clothes off and change to jail uniform, and she was also directed to take her underwear off for inspection. She said she didn’t want to take her underwear off because she was on her period.
Eventually, she took her underwear off, and that was when the officer spotted something metal and wooden sticking out of her vagina. She proceeded to pull it out, and it was a five shot revolver with rounds in it. Duh. What were you thinking? Isn’t that where everyone keeps their loaded gun?
Considering the gravity of this WTF news, it’s understandable why this other realization isn’t so WTF. Logged between her butt cheeks were baggies of methamphetamine. Well, no one blinked an eye for that, considering that a loaded gun had just been pulled out of her vagina.
Let’s ask some questions, shall we?
1. How big is her vagina?
2. I’ve seen some little guns, but I’ve never seen anyone I would attend hiding in my vagina. So how little was this gun?
3. Couldn’t she at least take the bullets out first?
4. What if the gun had gun off inside her?
5. So this loaded gun thing, does it feel the same way as Ben Wa balls? [I hear those balls are nice].
In other news, I know you can’t fly with mace [pepper spray] in your luggage, but no one ever said you can’t hide it in your vagina. Right???
Source: The Smoking Gun