Michael Canaii
Omg. I want you to remember this date (Tuesday, December 4th 2012) because it is my first day of ever, ever, EVER using the f-word on this blog. I have always just written it as f*ck but alas, I have grown wings. Now, on to today’s WTF post, this happened in Manhattan, New York.
35 year old Michael Canaii showed up at his daughter’s high school swinging a chain with a padlock at the end of it and threatening to beat anyone that came close. He demanded to see his daughter, and then, he demanded to see the principal. He was pissed that someone was fucking his daughter, so he did the only thing that all reasonable men would do: go into the school with the chain and scream, “Who is fucking my daughter?!”
The person did not show himself by the way, in case you’re wondering.
It appears that 35 year old Michael Canaii was angry that his daughter – who lives with her mom – was using drugs, and he was also fearful that she was involved in gang activity. He did not like the fact that the school was apparently not doing anything about it. Why ever did the government not add stopping a child from fucking in their curriculum?
He was arrested … surprise, surprise, and was accused of menacing and possessing a weapon. He was arrested and held in lieu of a $5,000 bond or $1,000 cash bail.
Oh, just one little detail left: he was also in possession of pot. Well, that just makes all the perfect sense, doesn’t it? Carry some pot and show up at a high school to demand the face of the person fucking your daughter*Two thumbs up*
P.S. There was a proposal this weekend. I’ll blog about it once I get the supporting pictures 
Source: New York Post
The way people are getting dumb these days is really something to worry about… I bet there’s little hope for the human race!
LOL. Getting dumb “these days” has always been a thing.
I wonder why his daughter is using drug if he is caught with pot…smh! Plain Dumb!
I know. Ridiculous. After all the noise, he has pot on him?? Who does that?
Veraaaaaaa hurry and post about the proposaaaal oooo…Congrats nwanne oooooooo…Long live Igwe and Lolo..(I presume its both of you…,hehehehehe)
Thank you!!!!!!! I will put the story of the proposal soon. I’m just waiting for the photographer to send the pictures.
congrats!!!!!
Thank you, Manny!!
Congrats!!! Waiting (not-so-patiently) for the story
MsDawari, I’m waiting too for the story, lol. If only the darn pictures will show up already, right? Thank you though.
Yay!!! Pls book me down on the aso ebi o. And u know I can’t wait for the gist Abeg.
I choose to ignore that pot head. I agree. There is a dumbing down in our time.
Omotee, Tehehehe, so your only concern here is the gist, abi? No wahala! I promise to deliver it fully!