I usually don’t like to divulge such verastic secrets, but hey, it’s a new year, so why not? In my birthday post, I mentioned that my breasts are now perkier. JustJoxy asked what my secret is.
Please read carefully, so that you, too, may enjoy of this bountiful joy: Take your clothes off. Done? No, no. Please, don’t take a picture and send it to me. Now, take your bra off. Done? Good. Now, listen read carefully, and follow these steps:
- Stand in front of a mirror (one that can get your entire upper body).
- Look at your breasts and take a mental picture of them.
- Now raise your hands — slowly.
- Keep raising them. Reach for the sky.
- Now look at your breasts again.
Voila! Perkier breasts!!!
Note: Keep hands at the reach-for-the-sky position for continuous perkier breasts. Yes, that means you should keep your hands up there for as long as you want to see those perkier breasts.
P.S. This secret recipe to perkier breasts is strictly for women.
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P.P.P.P.P.S. Next week on the radio, we’ll be talking about cohabitation. How beneficial – or not beneficial – is it to live with your partner before marriage???
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. There’s a new poll. Go vote.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Soooo…. how about those perkier breasts??? J
I did not read this!
I could not get the "reach-for-the-sky" position. Please can you send me a pix of yours so I could know how to do it? lol…
Vera, i'm soooo not gonna talk to u, again? didn't u see ma post on ur FB wall?! 🙁 ehen! wia in ur birthday post did u mention perky breasts? been thru d whole post more dan twice now and i ain't seen nuffin like dat! and no, i'm not gettin old! ma eyes are jus fine thank u! about dis ur Verastic secret … does it guarantee results for 'slippers' breasts too? no, mine's not slippers-ly jus wanted to know … lol. owz u been, hon? missed u o! hey! did u hear … i'm baaaaaaaaaack! http://pstreak.blogspot.com/
holla!
xoxo
Goodness me! Now I'm gonna go everywhere with both hands in the air.
Same also goes for when I meet a really cute guy 🙂
VERA!
You're really getting crazier by the day. LOL…
Vera, I aleays check in on your blog whenever i get the chance, but now i can truly confirm you have gone round the bend………lol
u got me there
So that's the secret? Okay, I will go and tell…..Of course you know I asked on someone else's behalf abi? Wasn't for me at all. The recipe though, was for me. And I'm still waitin'. With my hands in the sky. 🙂
Lmao @ Rita..
God punish u there lol.
VERA!!!
VERA!!!
VERA!!!
HOW MANY TIMES DID I CALL YOU
TAKE TIME OH…lol
happy new year. very perky article. 🙂
hmmmmmmm WRONG!
i tried it o and they r still not perky……..
Lol…I was really hoping to ..hehehe
Vera! Can u imagine I actually thot for once u were being serious…bwahaha!
I concur with Rita…show us! LOL!
Baroka: Of course you did. Hehe.
Rita: LOL. Very funny! That trick does not work anymore. Ever since mbe the tortoise fell for it, I have vowed to never fall for it.
Purple Streak: My love, I did get your message on my FB wall, and I had – still have – the intention of replying it. Time is just so limited. I'm sorry. That said, I did mention the perkier breasts in my birthday post, but if you searched for it by clicking on the link I provided, you wouldn't have found it because the link was wrong. It's been corrected. You can now go forth and search again 🙂 So you're back to blogging ehn? We thank God. Will pay you a blog visit then.
Feddie Girl: And that's the way to do it! Trust me, you won't fail. Hehehe. Just keep reaching for the sky, love. Those puppies will be as perky as you want them to be.
Myne Whitman: Aren't we all? LOL.
Anonymous: LOL. Thank you very much for checking on me. I'm glad to have gotten you. Why shall I shy? Wait till I come up with my secret to tighter abs…. and firmer butt cheeks, of course.
JustJoxy: LOL @ waiting with your hands in the sky. Yes, you keep on doing that, honey. And of course, the question wasn't for you. Whoever said it was? LOL.
Azazel: Don't mind Rita oh. She's always pretending to like me. Now, I have proof that she doesn't like me.
BBB: Three times. You called me three times only. Wetin I do? What, the recipe didn't work for me?
Ochuko: Happy New Year to you, too. And yes, very perky article indeed.
Funms: That means your own has gone beyond redemption. You'll need divine and surgical help. LOL.
Miss Fly High: Hoping to what? Tell me, please. I want to know oh.
Just Doyin: See this chic o! Who told you I'm not being serious? I'm being very, very serious!!
LMBO…Oh wow, very funny!! Btw I listened to the show for the first time on Saturday! It was nice!!!
Oshiiii!! See me running for the miracle formula… LoL
If I catch you, no be only RAV4 I go buy for you, na Keke Marwa… LoL
some tips we have got here. lol
This is a new style you are promoting ke………..
*singing*
Raise your hands up in the air!!!!!!!!!!!
lol @ Baroka….. heck yea u read it.
Vera, u should see me walking around with ma hands up in d air. u don kpeme.