That Awkward Moment When You Mistake Sperm For Lotion (And Rub It On Your Face)

Or that other awkward moment when you wonder why the heck there’s even sperm in a lotion bottle. Crazier things have happened. So, the story goes like this: nineteen year old student, Zeng Lin received a bottle of lotion from her secret admirer – oh, how sweet! She rubbed half the bottle on her face – must have been a tiny bottle – before she realized it had a strange smell. Yup. You guessed it. It was sperm.

Her not-so-secret admirer Gou Wen, 22, sent the bottle of lotion sperm. But he didn’t do it to hurt her or anything like that. No, no, no. He did it because he thought it was lovely. He said, “I did that thinking it was the ultimate way to show love.” Now, here’s the great romantic gesture that every nineteen year old girl dreams of.

The good news is that Helen Gurly Brown – Cosmopolitan editor – did at one point promote the semen facial. She said it’s full of protein. And when I think of it now, if the sperm is nutritious and potent enough to fertilize an egg and make a baby, then it should be good enough to make one’s skin silky smooth – pun intended.

Soooo … which one of you women have had the semen facial? If you haven’t, is it something you’ll consider? And for the men, how likely are you on a scale of one to ten (ten being the highest) to repackage your semen as lotion – assuming you haven’t done it already?

P.S. An update on the post about the child star: Yup. It’s Kim Kardashian.

Source: Huffington Post