That man up there, his name is Patrick Louis Linn, and he has been arrested – again – for having sex with horses. He was first arrested in 2010 for the same crime. And he went to the same barn to rape a horse. There is no word on whether he raped the same horse. The horse he raped recently was named Sunny. Sunny?? As in a guy horse? What category of gayness shall we put this under?
Allen McDearmid is the owner of the barn where Mr. Linn, the horse rapist, has visited twice. According to McDearmid, “he knew something bad had happened when he noticed lubricant on the barn floor near Sunny’s stall. Sunny had been cleaned, but neither McDearmid nor his wife had cleaned the horse that day, according to the Tallahassee Democrat.” Shall we give the horse rapist some credit for being considerate enough to use lubricant? But then again, he probably did it for his own selfish reasons, knowing that Sunny, the male horse will not come with an already lubricated ass. But then, I might be wrong. I have never been inside of a horse’s ass. Not even with lubricant. Weird, I know.
I won’t even bother to talk about why a man would want to have sex with a horse. Or why he would go back to the same barn twice. Or why he would take lubricant along with him … AND then go ahead to forget it there. Screw it. I have to go there. Mr. Linn, what the hell is your problem?
P.S. I am calling him a horse rapist because I am under the assumption that although the horse might have been an adult, he probably did not consent to having sex with Mr. Linn. That’s rape. With lubrication. But rape nonetheless.
Credit: Huffington Post