Happy Valentine’s Day!!! What better way to celebrate Valentine than to stay at this juicy pair of breasts? So … a pair of breasts were spotted on the cover of Sports Illustrated and their owner was also with them. I’m talking about twenty-year old model, Kate Upton. The ice and water you see behind her are totally real; the shoot was done in Antarctica. In spite of the smile on her face and the bikini on her bod, the place was freezing … clearly. But come oh, Oyibo people have too much wahala. Why did they have to go to Antarctica? Whatever happened to photoshopping it into the background?
But critics have risen. Apparently, Kate Upton is too
fat curvy to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated. And I’m looking at this picture and thinking, “You’ve got to be kidding me!” Look at those boobs! This is the point where I’m supposed to insert, “No Homo,” but then, I think that doing that now will make me look even more suspicious. So I won’t say anything.
I know that her boobs are not the only things being judged, if at all they are even being judged, but am I the only one who thinks it’s crazy that people think she’s too big to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated? Keep in mind that most of the readers of this magazine are men AND last time I checked, all men – yes, even gay ones – are fascinated by boobs. What’s not to love?