I have been priding myself on not watching all that rachety mess called reality television, because I only watch real television. Sure. I never watched one single episode of Jersey Shore, nor have I ever followed any of the many, many Kardashian shows. When it comes to reality television, I only watch shows like X Factor, American Idol, and Biggest Loser. But Igwe happened to tune into Bravo the other day, and it was showing Real Housewives Of Atlanta. We were not really watching it, but next thing I knew, we were really watching it.
We even watched more than one episode. It did not take long at all for me to decide that Kenya is missing more than a few screws. I don’t know everyone’s names yet, and I don’t know their stories, but we did watch the episode where Kenya had to help Phaedra – oh, Lord, I remember their names! – with a donkey booty workout, and when Phaedra refused to give Kenya the 10% she wanted, Kenya decided to make her own fitness video, called Stallion Booty. See now, I don’t know about walking around with any kind of animal booty. I’m yet to see an animal that has an enviable booty. But I digress.
Somewhere along the line, things fell apart and Phaedra mentioned to a couple of the ladies that Kenya is an alcoholic and might have some chemical imbalance – which really will not surprise me – so when Kenya heard of it, she decided to prove to Phaedra that she isn’t crazy, nor is she an alcoholic. She showed up at a charity event hosted by Nene and Shoe Dazzle. And she showed up wearing this:
Did I mention that it was a charity event? So basically, it made sense to Kenya to show up at a charity event, damn near being naked, all in a bid to prove to Phaedra that she is not crazy? Mm hmm. And how’s that working out for you, Kenya? Take a look at this outfit again, please.
This cannot be life. I’m starting to think that RHOA isn’t actually reality TV. Maybe they pay these people to be stupid cause I don’t understand how else a woman can come out looking like this in order to make someone else look stupid. Beht why? In the two or three episodes I have watched of RHOA so far, I have come to conclude that Kenya is living in past glory. Yes, she was Miss USA, and that’s a great achievement, but that was in 1993; she needs to get over it already. She must cannot know that we are in 2013 – two whole decades later!
Well, I can’t say it better than Nene, “This bitch done lost it!”
And check out Phaedra’s face when Kenya was trying to convince everyone that she was not crazy. This face pretty much summarizes it.