I first told you about a sure, no-fail way of how to know he’s a player. By the way, that post sparked a debate at home as one of my beereeful readers commented and said that by virtue of Igwe putting his phone down, he’s definitely a player. Igwe in turn accused me of being a player, too because I also (allegedly) put my phone down (when it’s not night). I still have no idea what he was talking about. I think it was that thing men do when they turn things around and try to make you feel like you’re the crazy one. Anyway, here I am today with another way to know he’s a player.
It’s in how he saves number. Let me show you.
Player vs Non Player
As you can see, the player saves his numbers with the location where he met them. And sometimes, he can include other defining qualities like the size of her yansh or the color of her skin. After all, he wouldn’t want to confuse dark skinned Funke with light skinned Funke or big yansh Joy with small yansh Joy. That would be disastrous.
So ladies, please pay attention to your men. Watch out for how they save women’s numbers. If you see Yinka Work, then you probably want to ask him what’s up with that. I mean, where the hell does he get off meeting some Yinka at work AND then saving her number like that? Something is definitely up with that.
Now, remember …
In other words, do what you want with this post. I am not responsible.
You’ll be finding trouble there.
So I know I failed the first one, but I’m not a player in this regard; I store people’s names ‘First name AND Surname’. No time to be cracking brain remembering who is who abeg
MsDawari, I save number with first and last name, too. And for me, it’s because I tend to forget a lot. Sometimes I even add a little note about who the person is because too many times I have gone through my phone and not remembered some people on it.
Ocho okwu Vera…lol…meaning that me ‘good girl’ Izzie is a player kwa..iz alright ooooo..
You’re the one who is calling yourself good girl oh! The jury is still out on that one. Lol.
See casting of Life!!! Vera don dey spoil market o! lol
Joy Big Yansh? Player deffo. haba what was he doing looking below and behind her waist? lol.
Disclaimer acknowledged. Vera!!!
But Ginger, what if she just has a big yansh that you can’t ignore? Like the kind that you don’t even have to be looking at to notice. It’s just there. Maybe that’s why he saved the number like that. Lol.
Ondafloooorrr!!! That Mr. Ibu pic, “see ya life!!”
Lol. I felt the same way. Wow. I actually forgot about this picture sha; thanks to you for leaving a comment.