I first told you about a sure, no-fail way of how to know he’s a player. By the way, that post sparked a debate at home as one of my beereeful readers commented and said that by virtue of Igwe putting his phone down, he’s definitely a player. Igwe in turn accused me of being a player, too because I also (allegedly) put my phone down (when it’s not night). I still have no idea what he was talking about. I think it was that thing men do when they turn things around and try to make you feel like you’re the crazy one. Anyway, here I am today with another way to know he’s a player.
It’s in how he saves number. Let me show you.
As you can see, the player saves his numbers with the location where he met them. And sometimes, he can include other defining qualities like the size of her yansh or the color of her skin. After all, he wouldn’t want to confuse dark skinned Funke with light skinned Funke or big yansh Joy with small yansh Joy. That would be disastrous.
So ladies, please pay attention to your men. Watch out for how they save women’s numbers. If you see Yinka Work, then you probably want to ask him what’s up with that. I mean, where the hell does he get off meeting some Yinka at work AND then saving her number like that? Something is definitely up with that.
Now, remember …
In other words, do what you want with this post. I am not responsible.