I don’t think I have ever met a denomination as persistent as Jehovah’s Witnesses. They hunt you down in the parking lot, stalk you in the grocery store, and invade your peace at home. There are times that I flat out say, “No, thanks.” And then, other times I take whatever flyer they’re giving, squeeze it, and put in the trash. I don’t think I have actually ever bothered to read it. Maybe just the title, but nothing more than that.
While I have not figured out a way to stop them from accosting you (us) in the parking lot and in the store, I think I just may have found the perfect way to keep them from knocking on your (our) door. You’ll thank me later. Or now.