I’m not sure when this became a
dream fantasy for me, but I have always wanted to pee in the men’s bathroom. Several times, I’ve considered sneaking into the men’s bathroom, but I have been too chicken to follow through, fearing that there may be too many men in there, and they will catch me and do me something. Reasonable fear, isn’t it?
Well, on Tuesday, September 7th, I went somewhere. I have deliberately chosen to leave out the name of said place. You never know who might be reading. They just might have a surveillance clip of me in their custody, and next thing, I’m streaming live on YouTube, sneaking in and out of the men’s bathroom with my eyes wide open, looking like a deer caught in a headlight. But that’s by the way.
So, I went somewhere on Tuesday, and just as I was about to exit the building, the urge to pee – which I had been ignoring – became intense, and I had to go back in. The first women’s bathroom I found was locked. Desperate, I immediately attempted to enter the men’s bathroom that was across it. It was locked too. I walked some more and found another set of bathrooms. This time, the women’s bathroom was open, but I couldn’t use it because it was being cleaned, and I was not allowed in there. Now very desperate, I looked around, no one was looking, so I sneaked into the men’s bathroom!
|And this, my friends, is the very commode I squatted on. Don’t worry, I wiped the extra pee I splashed on it.|
|The urinaries! I did consider peeing in one of them, but I wasn’t sure how to position my v-jay-jay without having half the pee on myself. Tough one! Plus, I did fear someone would walk in, and I’d have no way of explaining myself.|
|Even their mirrors look just like ours! I had to position myself perfectly between them, so I don’t appear in the picture.|
Now that I’ve done this, I have to start planning how to live my next fantasy: having a male roommate … even if it’s just for a weekend.