Lemme rewind to that moment.
I started this blog in January 2006, and at that time, I knew only one other Naija blogger. She has since stopped blogging. I don’t even remember her name and/or her blog. In 2006, I blog tire oh!! I blogged my heart out. More than half of my entire blog posts were done in 2006. You can say it was a very good year for me – Blogville wise. I met a lotta bloggers too (virtually, that is).
Anyway, TaureanMinx (who has disappeared off the face of Blogville along with many of my former Blogville colleagues) and Azuka came up with the Blogville Awards (which was a very good idea, by the way). The categories were listed on Tminx’s blog, and people – bloggers and anonymous people alike got a chance to vote. I was kinda-sorta-new-but-not-really, so I didn’t vote (I think). In fact, I didn’t really follow that voting thing (I’m thinking). Imagine my pleasant surprise when I found out that I had won the category of Blogger I’d Most Like To Meet. I happy no be small oh. I was elated!!
So why am I bringing this up now??? I mean, it’s been what…two years??? Well, I need a favor. Actually, I need two. And they both require me meeting you…or you meeting me – however this works.
Favor Number 1: I’m taking a class. It’s called Psychology of Human Sexuality. It’s been interesting. I have to do an observation where I watch human interaction…blah blah blah. Be still, oh beating heart of my reader. I am not proposing that you have sex with someone while I watch – unless you insist, of course. And no, you don’t have to have sex with me either. Instead, I’m gonna be going to a strip club for guys (as in where women strip) to watch. I’ve never been into any kind of strip club, so this should be an interesting experience. I’m not quite sure what to expect, but I will go there with an open heart…(is that possible?). My professor and the rest of my classmates insist that I take a guy for my safety. And therein, lies the problem: who to take??? If you’re up for the challenge, let me know. Of course, you’ll have to be in the general vicinity of Baltimore, Maryland.
Favor Number 2: I cannot give details here because it’s a secret…even Funmi doesn’t know. But what I do know is that she will be calling me as soon as she reads this. Note to Funmi: Don’t bother asking; I won’t tell. For this favor, we’ll also have to meet. If you think you might be interested, let me know. When you contact me, I will discuss the details with you. I can probably find someone without advertising this on my blog, but I figured I might as well make use of that two year old award (logo) of mine. LOL.
P.S. That Blogger Award thing was really fun. Someone (meaning anyone other than me) should try it this year. You can view the results on Tminx’s page HERE. You should read the comments too. Very funny. LOL.