… My last kiss was —- well, let’s leave that alone. There is no need to put that on here now, is there? You and I both know the answer. Let’s leave it between me, You, and him.
A while ago, I attended a Singles’ Dinner/Conference in church. Funmi was there. Ibukun was there. Even three year old Ireti was there. She’s single too, you know. The event was really nice, and I was glad I went. They (the married folks) advised us (the single folks) on how to live the godly single life. Some of the things they told us, I already knew… like sex before marriage is fornication. When a married person has sex with someone other than his/her spouse, that is adultery. All kinds of sex before marriage is a sin. Yes, so whether you engage in vaginal, oral, anal, or whatever other orifice (nose, ears, etc), it is still all sex… and still all fornication. I was not surpised about that. Afrobabe, Shona Vixen, Ibiluv, Roc Naija, Ms Sula, and Word Merchant … sebi una dey hear me so?
But eventually, I became very surprised by some of the things I heard. Apparently, oral sex between married couples is also a sin. Honestly, I didn’t know that. I thought it was okay. But apparently, it’s perversion. They said it’s unnatural sex. I don’t know what to make of this news. I’m not going to tell you otherwise because I would not want to mislead you against the word of God. The truth of the matter is that I am still very confused. For some reason, I was under the impression that it was okay for married couples to have oral sex.
But it gets worse. Before marriage, I am not allowed to do several other things. They are “kissing, necking, smooching, caressing… and even fantasizing.” Haba!!! Body no be firewood na! What am I supposed to do when I have a fiance? Shoot, forget fiance. What am I supposed to do when I have a boyfriend? Shake hands??? Oh, and hugging is not recommended either. It’s not a sin, but it’s not recommended because it can lead to the temptation of kissing, necking, caressing, smooching…. and heavens forbid…. fantasizing!!! And once you fall into the temptation of kissing (or any other of the abominable acts), you may very well fall into bed and indulge in a form of sex. In case you’re wondering, the following are also all sins: masturbation, hand job, fingering, and the weird thing where you cocoon the man’s member between your breasts. Of course, 3somes and orgies are major sins! Now, that’s perversion.
What to do… what to do. I have kissed. And lemme not lie, the kiss was baaaaaad! Bad as in when-can-I-get-the-next-installment kind of bad. Yes, it was that good. But now, they said I’m not allowed to kiss anymore. I’m not even allowed to think about the kiss. Oturugbeke! This is an outrage! I need my attorney (Luscious Ron) to do something about this immediately. Perhaps, we could appeal to God? If only God were to taste this kiss that I’m referring to, He too will understand that resisting this kiss is impossicant.
Okay, even if I manage to resist the kiss, how do I resist the thought of fantasizing about the kiss? Hmmmm. This must be the ploy of my enemies to get me to stop kissing, but they have failed. They want me to stop kissing, so they can start kissing my kisser abi? **laughing in Igbo** It will not work for them @ alllll. I must get to the bottom of this no-kiss rule. How can I stay in the same room with the kisser and not be kissed? In fact, how can we coexist on the same earth and not kiss? Our lips are magnetic. I almost cannot help it, so technically it’s not even my fault. I think I need to go and explain this to the Pastor.
But in the meantime inbetween time, I need my dear attorney at law, Luscious Ron to start preparing an appeal document to our Father in Heaven. He should please understand me…. ehn. Dear God, please let me have this one little small sin.
Typical Vera!
Whoa…I have to admit that I thought that oral sex between married couples was ok.
Hmm, but perhaps all of this is one person’s interpretation of the word? I totally understand how a hug can turn into a kiss can turn into full out sex, but how does a God-fearing couple show each other love without sinning? Surely some physical expressions of affection are ok?
(Hmm, now that I think of it, I think God is keeping me single for a reason!)
“If only God were to taste this kiss that I’m referring to, He too will understand that resisting this kiss is impossicant.” Hilarious!
This the boring, no-one-wants-to-hear-it answer but I guess the key is to make sure your irresistible kissee is on the same page as you, and then depend on your eyes and brainwaves to do the talking where your lips and hands can’t. Either that or just prepare to be getting on your knees regularly to ask God for forgiveness!
What?! Oral sex between married couples is a sin? Please these peeps need to lay off that Nuvo! I can and will stick it, lick it, stroke it, smack it, flick it… well u get the idea…
A few sundays back, they tried to tackle this in shurch as well, and I was amazed by the outraged HUHs? and WHO U KIDDING, NUCCA?! kinda comments all around me, from married and non married people alike. I think ALL kinds of sex between married people that is not demonic is allowed. And until a man of God EXPRESSLY SHOWS me where it said I can’t stick it, lick it, stroke it, smack it, flick it, Ride it, Grind it, I intend to have ‘fun’ *in the words of my mother* on this pony. Thank you very much.
On Kissing, I dunno o, cos I ain’t no deacon or elder, but I know it’s a hard thing NOT to do, especially when u are obviously attracted to the person. I would advise against anything that can go all the way tho. So if u can padlock ur yansh. of have some ‘breat-plates’ then kiss on!
Pls who is this Kissee sef? Me I want to know o, and don’t make me stalk ur phone…lol. I know ur number!
LMAO *Church… My razzness seems to take over when I’m passionate about something. I wrote the above exacty how I thot about it. Hence, ‘shurch’
‘BREAST- plates’ lol
3RD- Technically!!!
lemme go read
See this is the kind of thing that makes me such a cynic when it comes to issues like this…
Babe, some sins are going to be committed. Really sorry but choice no dey!
oral sex between married couples is a sin ke? i dont agree. i mean that was the singular – ok, so maybe not singular- reason i was looking forward to marriage- guilt free oral sex!
LOL, seriously though. I dont buy the idea, the bible tells us about all things that are perversion – and i dont remember reading about oral sex therein. i thought once u were married, ur bodies are for each other to do as u please? ok…obviously im seriously burnt!
i dont know about this kissing thing o. actually i dont know about these kind of forums that want to tell u what u can/cannot do (and cannot do = everything!) while u’re single, and while ure married too!
LMAO. Dont listen to them Vera darling. Oral sex between married couple SHOULD be allowed. worahell. Pele about the kissing and I totally SECOND Neffie on that point. Seriously! No kissing or oral sex – haba…God forbid. XOXO
@Neffie – Have you been drinking Nuvo?
Whoa…hunny, you knew I will jump on that oral sex wagon! I think when you're married to a person, the 2 become 1 type thing, so anything goes! I think they practically own each other & can lick it, suck it, bite it…however they want. Kai seriously, churches and govts. need to stay outta the bedrooms of the nation. For real, if I want my husband to lick it…how is that sinning?! It's giving me pleasure and he likes it too, so what's the problem.
Anyway, unto the kissing issue. This one is particularly funny because I asked my momsi the same thing a few months ago. She found out that my bf & I had been intimate, so she demanded I stop it immediately. So I innocently asked her, "…but can we kiss?", she blushed. But then went on to say, "…no you cannot kiss, because that leads to other things". End of story.
do we go to the same church? lol….. a guy once preached on a sunday about this and his point was also oral sex is bad…… erm, i still disagree… when i get married, me i want to do everything and anything o….. as per kissing, i dont know…. still trying to get the hang of this celibacy… Lord help me…. and so vibrators r a no no abi??????
there should be holy kiss abi? or how else will i show affection and dont they know body contact creates more bond?
Dearly beloved, thoust shallst not lead Verastic into temptation…For the kingdom of Fashinga is at hand…
Brethren, Decease from leaving comments leading verastic in2 ultimately commiting a major sin such as kissing..lol!!!
Lol@ ur post….meanwhile what is it with that word ‘member’…i dont know why bt for some reason, i crack up whenever anyone uses it..
Later Babes!!!
F.
awww the kiss must have been really SOMETHING..
but im really shocked at those rules..as in..WOW..
laughing in igbo.hahahahahahaha *laughing in yoruba*
I like this kind of lessons o, and all the pple u backlinked, hmmmmmm, are u sure they are like that?
lol! haha, body no be firewood o, true talk, so I thank God for Grace. We men (and women) like to interpret the Bible based on what we like. But really, what does the Word of God say about oral sex? Does it even mention oral sex specifically.
this one pass me o…
it is one thing to tell us not to ‘do’ before we marry but to say that no oral sex after marriage is serious. me i believe in taking care of your husband so that u wont have yourself to blame when he strays. any word on the use of toys in marriage? *blush*
if u cant kiss ur bobo how then will you show affection?
LMAO! i just saw Funms-the rebirth’s comment… i guess i’m not the only one curious about the buzzing friends
You see what I’m talking about???
It is not possible now…They say if I don’t fornicate but think about doing it then I have sinned..Then they say he who has thought of fornication and he actully did it have sinned…They also said he who fornicates and he who has kiled has the same punishment!!!
so I think we need to stp decieving ourselves and do it well…by wel I dont mean with whoever, I mean if you want chop frog, my people say chop ft one!!!
This one pass be careful o!
I can’t shout at all!
Hmmm….
oral sex between married couples is a sin now TOO?? I’m pretty sure it doesn’t specifically say that in the Bible, so until I find where it does wit my two eyes, me and my wife are going THERE. Sh*t I’ve already messed up the whole no sex before marriage thing, now they tryna tell me that after I get married, I have rules between what I can do with my wife?
Personally I think what goes on in the bedroom of a married couple is no one’s business. Personally.
i would like to see where it talks about no oral sex for married folks. i don’t buy that at all! aint nothing perverse at all in that. as far as am coincend as long as it between the two of them it should be alright??
am yet to see the part in the bible that said oral sex is bad, just cos their spouses aint doing it right doesn’t mean they should impose a restriction on other people abeg.
Talking of kiss, wasn’t solomon kissing his mistress in songs of solomon?
Lol @ Jayla…Not only did Solomon talk about “Kiss me with the kisses of your lips”…He also talked about breasts- a lot!
hahahah very funny. which kind church be this sef.. yes you are rite, they want u to stop kissing so they can kiss ur kisser lol..(their plan ll not work, all weapon fashion against u and ur kisser ll not work).. hope ur attorney prepares the appeal for you
Waaaat…oral sex between a married couple is a sin?Next some positions will be sins…actually the 69 is a sin then!!!
Hmmmm no hugging or anything??
I’m so not going to this church no matter what!!!
mehn…people are interpreting. I want literal. If the good book didnt literally outlaw it, it’s all good in my book. Puritans annoy me
Vera again o!
I dont know about that married couple thing o!
mehn, Vera, d way u've painted d picture of dis kiss, am voluteering to join in ur appeal. kai. kiss like dat should be repeated again & again.
am going to reserve my comment on d church rules & regulation. like we said n our university days 'na dem get their mouth na'
See why I dont attend singles or married meetings.
The way you have painted this kiss,I have to experience it with Rabbi tonight. I refuse to fantasize.
Oral sex between a married couple? Tufiakwa!! Oral sex was meant to be between you and that girl you picked up at the club, and have no intention of ever seeing again
My darling Client. If you do not have these issues you will fire me now so I am getting to work right now.
We shall file an injunction to stay all proceedings(all the preaching) till further notice. Because this is an attempt to suppress your humanity, degrade your person(Leave the remaining legalese to me)
While the injunction is being granted you can continue all the magnetic kisses, the smooching necking etc.
We shall appeal to the highest
court in the land babaloke gan gan.
Carry go.
Signed
your loving Attorney!
I remember attending a service that had that msg of kissing being a sin back in Uni..
I TRIED to take the message for what it was but becos I knew the pastor delivering it very well (not THAT kind of “very well” tho..lol..) it was kiiiiiiinnnnndddaaaa hard to take the msg objectively..I remember my friends and I going; “give up kissing?? LAI-LAI!”
lol..
Never heard abt the oral sex one tho..hmmm..
okkkkkk
lemme echo Banky yeah..wat goes on in ma bedroom STAYS there mate
wonder wat they wuld say abt light bondage n role playin..
looooooooooooool! People be grumbling about kissing, when some of you have senior problems like ‘light bondage and role playing’!
O Jesus I’m gonna die from the laughter!
Serious senior problems oh! And to think that it gets worse. Some people do other things. What about the swingers? Hmmmph.
LMAO!!! I swear i wasn’t going to comment until i saw Afro and SHona’s comments.
Afro talk say na chop fat frog! Chai Afro u will not kill me!
Vera…..me i want to know about this kisser. U know me, aproko is my work, better come and spill!
I am dumbfounded. Like, really. I did not know I was a Jezebel.
And I wonder why ur blog comes up when I google oral sex.
riiiight! LmAO… don’t even have a comment sef… but the people are married nah? Me I don’t even know again sef..
I say do wetin God teaches u is right in ur marriage and if not married, well, walking with God will soon convict of any wrong doing….
but all these rules…..
LOL…this is a joke right??? wonders shall never end. ndi mmadu sef. when did God tell ppl this…and even if it was written somewhere? mgbano nko?? first of all,we kno some old , morally subjective man wrote it right, so by default all this other “technical” sexual situations was probably a taboo then, so if it was written then, it is obsolete now. do these ppl kno that this 2009, BBBBC(4 before’s there btw). Kissing is a sin too??? see me o, now i KNO this is a damn joke. isn’t it funny how married ppl advice other ppl, when am sure they didnt follow these restrictions their damn self when they were courting. Rubbish!Actaully why do ppl take advice from other ppl,GO DO YOUR own INVESTIGATIONS,these are interpretations, not LAW… moreover what gives someone the authority to arbitrarily assign things as sinful when the main foundation of that very argument is arbitrary to begin with. ppl need to stop trying to find rationalizations for their actions and just DO THE DAMN THING, u know what they say, if u dont use it, u LOSE it. this is another way religion can be a hinderance to common sense and reason….hiss
wick’d post btw…first ramble of the day, bbl!
Chei!!! My own sins are too plenty then…i need a holy water swimming pool because i have done the durty plenty plenty times…lol!!!!
But i always…without fail repent after the “deed”…so really i am a non-sinner 🙂
Please bring one of those male advisors to my crib and let me see how they will say no!!!!
no oral sex btw married couples???????????????….
thats how adultry starts because every man/woman need some tongue action, if the partner refuses to conform..well another man/woman is always more than happy to oblige
lmao!! only u Vera…
doubly lmao @ Shonavixen
My opinion? be like d berian (hope I spelt that right) christians, do ur word digging!
Buahahaha mogbo tuntun loni [i don hear new sometin today]. Sin ke? Outside of sex…What should all the *ahem* celibate folks be looking forward to?? Incentive adiro again na
Abeg make dem stop that rough play jo lol
Fanny: Ask them (the people I back linked). They know themselves. LOL
Omo Oba: I'm pretty sure the Bible does not specifically say we are not allowed to suck & lick other people's private parts, but that might be because there was no such thing back then. Just an assumption, lol. But I agree though….we do tend to interpret the bible to mean what we like/what we want it to mean.
Arewa: LOL @ "buzzing friends." So that's what they're called ey?? hehehe. If I had to take a wild guess, I would say they fall under the category of unnatural sex = perversion. It is unnatural to have sex with buzzing friends. After all, they are not humans! So where does one draw the line (in terms of pleasing his/her spouse)?
Afrobabe: U don kolomental!! No dey come on top Verastic dot com dey people make dem go fornicate ooo! LOL. DISCLAIMER: Vera Ezimora does not endorse Afrobabe's comments!!! Do killers and fornicators have the same punishment though? I thought one will go to a hotter hell??? Stop laughing, I'm serious here. And yes, Afrobabe, it is possible to be celibate ooo. It might hurt, and yes, you might wake up at night feeling very, VERY, VERY frustrated, but nothing that a bowl of ice cream cannot take care of. LOL. I may or may not be speaking from experience.
No Limit: LOL. My sister, no be say you talk am. The thing really pass be careful.
Banky W: You messed up the whole no sex b4 marriage thing??? You???? So you're saying you're no longer a virgin??? Nooooo!!!!!!! Banky, no! Who did this to you? Who took away ur virginity? Does ur mommy know? LOL! Dude, it's funny how most people that have commented here are very hurt and angry that oral sex is a sin 4 them when they're married. Apparently, y'll gat plans! Hehehe. Sorry 2 be a party pooper oh, but if you are caught licking anyone's private part, your name will be recorded in the book (not the book of life) – so says the people who advised us @ my church. lol
Scarlet: That's what I thought too. I thought anything that goes on between a married couple is okay, but I know no again ooo! I need to further investigate this. I have to know if this is really what the word of God says (or if this is just our Nigerianess coming out)
Jayla: LOL! If she was a mistress, then that was probably the first problem sef. lol @ their spouses not doing it right. I go report you ooo!
Remi: Indeed… all these rules!! I dunno if they're hurting or helping. I'm still very, very confused about the oral sex one. And the kissing one is just hurting my feelings. I'm not sure what to do. Well, my attorney says there will be a suspension of all such preachings so…. lol
Original Mgbeke: We have already established that no such direct verse exists in the bible, lol. How you wan make them write that kin thing for Bible, "Thou shall not suck your neighbor's member?" LOL
Poetically Tinted: LOL. Go ahead and write on, my sister. The blog has plenty of space and it's been paid for, so write your heart out. Sometimes, I really do wonder if we (humans) make God out to be what He isn't. I think we make His rules too stringent for us to follow. We r not perfect; we can never be perfect. Should we aim 4 perfection? I dunno. These are questions that boggle my mind and only God can answer them to my satisfaction, but T-Mobile doesn't have long distance to heaven.
Culture Cynic: Hehehe. Bia, did you say the bible is now obsolete? Tufia kwa! Alu! Nne, spit those words out of your mouth. lol. Well, I don't think the bible (or its contents) are absolete. God knew what would happen today, so whatever the problem is, there is always a solution 4 it in the Word of God. The fact that oral sex (or its equivalent – whatever that is) is no where to be found speaks volumes, I think. Thanks 4 stopping by oh. I go retaliate.
Word Merchant: You're mad! LOL. You want me to bring a married man from my church to your bedroom?? For what? LOL. What God has joined together, let no Vera put assunder. Me, I no dey 4 this your plan o. LOL. I think we'll need more than a holy swimming pool to cleanse you. And I think you only get forgiven three times, lol. So all other "repentances" are null & void. Consider yourself a big, fat sinner.
The experiences of an achiever: Word digging, we shall do. Don't mind Shona; she's a trip.
Repressed One: I dunno what we're supposed to be looking forward to oh. Well, how about giving birth?? LOL. But na true sha, this na ezigbo rough play.
Hmmm……
geez, i wrote a whole lot n cudnt find my coment..hmm
nywaiz…they shud stop sayn kissing is a sin, its beginin to scare me.
I can humbly and proudly say that i am a virgin…BUT i luv cuddles and Kisses! and i dont think theres nyfin wrong with it. These churches shud nt spoil my happy mood..:D
lol
Nice blog…x
Now why do you have to expose me so? Ehn?
Lol!
Re: oral sex being a sin in marriage. I do believe there are a lot of beliefs that are being carried over from traditions and personal interpretation of the bible. A good example will be the TTEC we had a while ago over at Solomon’s with the wife not willing to do anything. It’s those fears instilled in people that make for an uber boring sex life…
That’s why me sef like Eastern philosophies… In most of them, making love is a form of prayer! Now that’s a program I am willing and eager to follow!
(Na, who is this pesin you go carry kiss ehn? And I was willing to bet my entire paycheck on your pure soul????)
hmmm… ok ooo…
*passes drinks 2 all*
🙂
*Laughing in Latin*.. lmhao
Hahaha Vera! I am laughing so hard about this message you received at the singles conference. Btw, i’m loving that you took Ireti along. Never too young abi.
Anyway, back on point. I strongly disagree with a lot of the positions presented. I heard something similar on the radio a few days back and my reaction was the same. The only teachings that i think have biblical backing are the ones on premarital sex and adultery. A lot of the other set of rules (kissing, oral sex) that you listed come from a place of legalism. Some christians have a habit of trying to justify their preferences or opinions with the Word. Fortunately, we can all listen and judge for ourselves.
All i can say is anyone that doesn’t want to participate in oral sex with their husband/wife is free not to do so. But to start preaching that it is a sin is taking things to another level.
Unless they are going to start patrolling peoples’ bedrooms to see what is going on, i think i’ll be putting some of this in the mental folder marked ‘whatever’.
LOL! Okay, so I seriously think they are JOKING as far the Oral Sex between married couples thingy. Oral sex both ways when you’re married is okay in my book.
These a pretty strict dealings! Wow! Then we are all living in… I don’t know what? No even fantasizing?? That’s the hardest!
But I’d love to hear you laugh in Ibo. lol… Your blog is exciting and funny to death.
cheers!
I’m totally feeling Nefertiti, the whole time I was reading this I was thinking “ehn!? these people must be joking!” Oral sex in marriage is a sin ke? Next thing you know they’ll tell you any position other than missionary is a sin and sex must only be performed for procreation. I’ve barely come to terms with the fact that getting jiggy outside marriage is a sin, now these people wanna say that even in the confines of marriage one can not get it on as one pleaseth. Abeg jere.
This just reminded me of an experience I had at a Naija wedding. In fact, I’m going to my page to blog about it.
everyone seems to be focused on the oral sex law
hmmmm
i wonder why that is
Vera now you’ve gone and done it again!
See as people dey vex! Make dem no send osama-bin-ladin come your church o! lol!
These so called “rules”. Are they not made up as we go along? If sex before marriage is bad and some people are prepared to wait and then you say sex after marriage also has conditions. What is one to do.
As per oral sex how do you define that? What if you just accidentally tripped and fell face first into it (don’t laugh o, it happens)? What if you want to kiss your partner from head to toe? Do you then put cones around certain areas? As no go areas?
And there was me celebrating the joys on my blog. Oh well seems I’m destined for hell.
this is the very reason I avoid all these singles/married groups and DO not read xtian books on sex!
If God told YOU not to engage in oral sex with ur husband, kindly keep it to YOURSELF! (not u Vera, I mean the facilitator of the program…lol)
I intend to do EVERYTHING possible with my husband, SO HELP US GOD!
nuff said!
ROTFL…Vera, you will not finish me today with laughter…
Oral sex between married couples is a sin? What else did they say married couples cannot do?
LOL @ Ireti being single…
Rethots: That one no be comment oo! U suppose write your correct thought here…sharp sharp! No waste my time abeg!
Penelope: I don’t know why kissing is a sin. Because it can lead to other sins? Or because kissing by itself is a sin??? I don’t know. I wish I understood these things, but I’m flippin’ confused.
Ms Sula: Honey! Of course, my soul is pure! Just cause I said we kissed does not mean we kissed on the lips. What if it was the brother and sister in the Lord kind of kiss. You know now!! LOL. This your Eastern philosophy… nawa oo! Uhm, can I, a western chic, adopt them too?
Ochuko: Latin ey? Wonder what that sounds like. Biko, pass me that drink. I need some of it right now too.
Anonymous: LOL. I’m wondering what else is in your folder of “whatever.” I was wondering if these people felt the way they felt because of their perhaps conservative upbringing, or if it was really about God. I dunno… I just don’t know. And yes, indeed, it’s never too early, so we had to take Ireti.
Suga Belly: Lai lai. Dem no dey joke oo! No oral sex between married couples. LOL. And ehm, which book be that one wey be your own?
Blanche Truffle: Thanks, darling!!! Hope you come back. Yeah, the fantasizing part really is the hardest. If you don’t have someone to kiss, then it won’t even be an issue. But how do you not fantasize?
Olowo: LOL! You’re on Neffie’s side ehn? My dear, I don’t know either how it is that one cannot get jiggy as one likes within his/her marriage. Kinda weird. Strange in fact.
Kafo: Abi ooo! That is what I’m saying too. No1 is focusing on my predicament. Imagine the likeness.
Enkay: The thing about this post is that it obviously needs a rejoinder. Nawa ooo! People like oral sex too much. See as every just dey vex 4 my blog. Abi na me talk am?? LOL
Toks-Boy: Tufia kwa! Take back those words abeg. You’re not destined 4 hell. LOL @ tripping and falling face first on it. That must be some fall ey?? But yes, if you wanna kiss your partner from head to toe, yo definitely need to get yourself some mini orange cones to cover the forbidden areas…lest ye do the abominable act!
Smaragd: LOL! But Nne, avoiding Christian books on sex might not be the solution oh. Pesin fit avoid am sotey him go commit abomination. lol. Anyhoo, the oral sex thing is not even paining me like I said. The no-kissing one is the real problem here.
Rita: My dear, I was shocked oh, but wetin man pikin fit do? I couldn’t believe it. I was not in the mood to argue because I’m not married, so it didn’t affect me either way. The kissing one is the one that pained me sef.
Ha ha ha haha…
I have always been one person that maintains that preachers preach from their own personal convictions and experiences not necessarily from the Bible…
What makes oral sex unnatural?
Where in the bible did it say that sex btw a man & woman must only be done by 'chooking' eh?
we will all have a lot to declare at the gates of heaven………
erm…………..Vera why you come single me out????????????
Wow….i don’t even have words….i feel like all i was going to say has been said for me…i with the group that says: Show me where it says it specifically in the bible that certain sexual acts w/ your spouse is asin…because many ppl interprete the bible in diff ways. That one na my own 2 cents
no, no, no komment
hmmmm…this one is tricky oo!
i agree with the no kissing rule tho…but…hmm no words…like i sed “its tricky”.
All we hve to do, it please God in our own way,he sees our hearts.
I swear i dont even kno wat to say b4 i offend God…all we hve to do is ask 4 his grace sha
funny one tho vera!
olurun maje!! ok i understand all the others to some degree but kissing and fantasizing??? thats the only thing that keeps me sane o.. as in in read it in a church magazine but i honestly thought they were joking!! and the oral sex between a married couple..cmom now, thats why they are married, i just think the older naija generation cannot get their head around such things so they use the bible as an excuse!!! ah i dont agree o
Ah Ah now Vera!..These are almost humanly impossible…Some eh heh! But all…ah ah…We have needs!…lol…
Don’t mind me!..But all those that were highlighted to pay attention..I’ll be watching o!…lol
x!
vera its deola, first and foremost we are all sinners including ireti cos we have all kissed.God said to obey your husband so if my husband wants some oral sex and i give it to him it is not a sin cos i am only obeying my husband as the bible said.
dts y i dnt like going to singles meeting….they make me feel bad….
And seriously, no hugging? HABA! Just stare at my fiance for 2yrs b4 marriage? dts just plain evil!
ahhhh they won kill me. my one and only means of happiness (LOL) in this celibate life ahh. iznotfairr,,,,
Abeg if all that are sin.. I will’d be a sinner forever. I might do it if am still a virgin,but right now God forbid bad thing. Where i wan start sef?
Even right now, i’ feeling like a good kiss and some TLC afterward,you wanna borrow me ur kisser Vera?
But make I no Kiss,OS,Make love,Smooch et all..Olohun maje ooooo
all these doctrines sha! everyone shld work out their salvation…
maybe we get to heaven God will ask us if we had oral sex with our husbands or wives….hiss!
Just Toluwa: Hahaha. That’s evil abi?? In fact, I’ll say that depriving us from kissing can be called perversion.
WordSmith: My dear, na so I take see am ooo! No fantasizing. No kissing. No necking. No smooching. No caressing. E no easy @ allll!!
Spicey Tee: Ehn??? Borrow you which Kisser?? Tufia kwa!! No oh! Not my kisser abeg. I cannot share. Go get yours. Hehe.
Aloted: I sure hope God doesn’t ask us those questions. If oral sex is a sin, we won’t even be standing in front of God, I think.
Stop kissing ke? E gb a mi? Se wetin? Where is dat in d Bible? Me i agree no nukie before marriage. But kissing ke? I want to kiss die!!! lol!!
Look personally i reckon this kissing and tapping of current business is a personal conviction. Me- Holy Spirit never convict me yet make i no rough up or kiss my life away. In fact i do not feel guilty afterwards.
Now some of these SU people gon sef take it too far. Why cant my husband and i engage in oral sex? Where does it say in the Bible that that is a sin. Personally i reckon thats a load of BOLLOCKS!! No oral sex ke? The thot of it makes me shudder with fear!
LMAO!
i will kiss!
Bia o, I forgot to ask but is feeling for the size of the thing considered or can it be counted as kissing too? I ask because no one wants to end up with an Asian sized thing. You know they are known for having peanut sized thing.lol
How come oral sex btw married couples is a sin?….Mehn dis is just hard jo!
ok so wats not a sin then?
Nice Anon: Hahahahaha. I will answer this question of yours when I update tomorrow. Stay tuned.
ADifferentNaijaSpec: Yes, indeed, it’s hard. Don’t worry. I will answer your question tomorrow too. Stay tuned.
I love your blog , you stand your ground amongst all the things that could make you fall. Kudos to you my sister 🙂
I agree with you on all these things, me I know them from a while ago ..I haven’t commited them but I’m scared when I go and see my bf in Naij we just may end up kissing for the 1st time! God so help me oo
personally, i dont think oral sex is a sin. songs of solomon 2 vs 3 shows that the woman was engaging in oral sex with solomon.
i see nothing wrong with touching and kissing any part of ur partner, and africans and some other cultures have mixed their traditional belief with christianity.
i can say other things but really and truly, u guys need to get in the Word and not just what other people tell you.
I’m dead o! Verastic has killed me with laughter! In fact, your name currently features on my BBM pm.
As for kissing – someone needs to write a rulebook sha, and then allow for personal relationship with God – me, I figure that as long as me and God are aight, He’ll give me divine wisdom to discern and desist.
My name is on your BBM? Aaaah! Hayam famous! Lol. Thank you, darling. I agree, too, for God giving wisdom to discern because we hear so much that everyone is just running around confused.