With the rate of divorces going around, especially ones due to some form of infidelity, I need to come up with a more creative title for this post. I mean, what am I going to call the next divorce post? Another One Bites The Dust … Again The Third Time??? Yeah, I’m just as puzzled as you are.
|So cute. And yet so …. divorced.|
|Caption: And this, honey, is how I kiss my other woman.|
Here’s the 411: Tony Parker is a 28 year old athlete and Eva Longoria is a 35 year old actress. They got married in July of 2007. Prior to that, Eva was married to Tyler Christopher from 2002 to 2004. Eva filed for divorce from Tony on November 17th 2010. Tony, on the other hand, also filed from divorce from Eva on November 19th 2010. Eva filed for her divorce in California – due to irreconcilable differences (of course). And Tony filed for his divorce in Texas. The significance? Texas’s divorce is quite short. It may be over in as little as 60 days. Eva is also seeking spousal support from her husband.
Oh, so why are they getting divorced? Eva says she found text messages on Tony’s phone, about 100 text messages that were exchanged in the past month between him and Erin Barry. Who the heck is Erin Barry? Well, she is the wife of Brent Barry. And who is Brent Barry, you ask? He is Tony’s teammate. Well, hot damn!
But that’s not all. Brent and Erin Barry are also in the middle of divorce! Think Tony Parker has anything to do with it? Do I hear someone saying, “Err, duh!” Erin filed for divorce from her husband on October 29th. And here’s the humorous part: her husband’s lawyer is Richard Orsinger, the same lawyer who is representing Tony Parker. Something tells me that Richard Orsinger might soon be getting divorced from the two teammates.
Uhm, drama much??? At this point, I only have one question: what will Tony and Eva – especially Eva – do with the permanent tattoos they have? Eva has the word NINE tattooed on the back of her neck (Tony’s jersey number). And they both have tattoos of their wedding date in Roman Numerals tattooed on their wrists. Oh, and Eva has the letters T.P. (stands for Tony Parker) tattooed somewhere on her body where no one else (apart from her and Tony) can see it.
|Eva’s NINE tattoo|
Oh, how the mighily-tattoed have fallen!