Remember the post I put up about how to spot a player? It’s the post about how a player puts his phone face-down (instead of face-up) like most people.
I put it up in April of last year. Dang. I can’t believe it’s been almost a year since that post. I remember it like it was just a couple of months ago. Anyway, I received a new comment on it yesterday, which was just entertaining. The comment came from Jay, and according to him, my post is ruining his relationship.
Here’s his comment:
This article is ruining my relationship! Thank you! I have always sat my phone down face down. Why, I have no idea just a habit I guess. But now that my girlfriend has read this ridiculous article and has came to the conclusion I’m cheating. I’m trying to break this habit. But as with all habits it’s difficult.we’ve been together for 5 years and have a child. I have never cheated or attempted to cheat. This article has had a horrible impact on my life and I may be loosing the love of my life due to your ignorance.you are a horrible Peron and I wish you the worst. By the way she has all my passwords and I happily let her go through my phone anytime she wishes but the bug you planted in her head remains.
My people, see me see panel beater oh. Really, when I first read the comment, my immediate reaction was, ‘Cool story, bro. Now, tell it again.” But now, I want to give an official speech:
Dear Jay, all my life, I have dreamt of making a difference in someone’s life. I am honored to make such a difference in your life. I am humbled that while I am minding my business over here, you and your girlfriend are possibly mentioning my name. This tickles me in ways that I cannot express. As for me being a horrible person and you wishing me the worst, while I do appreciate the generosity of your words, I’d say no, but thank you. And please, send my sincerest regards and gratitude to your girlfriend for reading my blog.
P.S. Watch out for How To Know He’s A Player – Part 3
Lmaooooooooooooo!!!!! Sweet baby Jesus! WHAT?! I’m even confused.What’s with the curses?
Sort your freaking problems with your girlfriend now, abi? Which one is Vera’s concern in the matter?
Sigh
LOL! Tell ’em why you mad, son!
Maybe Jay needs a girlfriend, and not a machine that can only process what’s put in. Or maybe Jay also needs to knock the ‘machine’ on the head 3 times with a wrench to loosen up the screws causing this malfunction… Or better still replace this faulty one with a more intelligent system.
I’d be happy to recommend some advanced software…
JAY, you should be happy she’s leaving now…
Dont u think u deserve more than a chic that would back out on you at d slighest chance?
Lol @ d curses…. this girl makes u very insecure I see.
Wish you luck 🙂 you need iy.
LMAO, really dude?!? Better go and sort your relationship out. The post is almost a year old, so i doubt very highly that the babe just stumbled upon it. Which likely means she was looking for proof to confirm suspicions that already existed. *whistles and walks out*
Jay have u cheated in d past?… i guess thats why ur girlfriend is so insecure, who would blame her tho. Dude relax and stop raining abuses, this is vera’s webbie and she can write about whatever she wishes.
The problem is that MANY people just don’t recognize satires and sarcasm. LOL. So sad, I keep asking from time to time “what is wrong or what has happened to your sense of humour?” Lmao. Now this person is cursing, sigh.
So what’s it mean when he’s clingy with his phone and always has to have it with him Even when he’s sleeping he hides it under his pillow.. He doesn’t always take it with him when he leaves the room but I don’t go through it but it is taunting I really want to go through it but can’t cuz he’s a light sleeper BC of the army .. I’ve been through a lot of fucked up relationships so I know what to look for but I guess I’m in denial or blind BC I love him he tells me its a habit to act this way with his phone why would u make it a habit in the first place? I’m so confused I also bought him this phone so he could find a job its so hard to believe that after all I’ve done for him he would use me like this