Verastic dot com is five years old today. And it’s all because of you! Who am I kidding? It’s all because of me! Okay, fine, it’s all because of us both. Mostly me. A little bit of you. Hey, the point is, the blog is five *INSERT WIDE IGBO GRIN* I’ve been waiting for like forever to do this giveaway, and finally, the day is here. The rules are simple. But before I tell you the rules, I should first mention that the following people are not allowed to participate. Well, they can participate if it so pleases them, but they won’t be winning anything.
- Mr. Shoes and the very fine chic he’s sweating
- Funmie and any man she may send to compete on her behalf
- Busola, her husband, and her son
- Uju and any man she may send to compete on her behalf
- Deola, her husband, and her son
- All members of my family – known and unknown, liked and unliked, born and unborn.
- Oh, yeah, and all sponsors of this giveaway cannot win either [even if they comment].
Rules:
- Leave as many comments as you can or want to. The more you leave, the better your chances of winning.
- Make sure you comment with a valid e-mail address. I’ll need to e-mail you when you win.
- You have from now till Wednesday, February 2nd 2011 to go bananas on the comment section. After that, comments will be closed, and a winner will emerge.
- Oh, winner takes ALL.
What You Get:
- Green Bow Tie from Oyato
- Blue Bow Tie from Oyato
- Brown Bow Tie from Oyato
- Tees From One3Snapshot
** If a man wins, he will get the Teacher Don’t Teach Me Nonsense tee. If a woman wins, she’ll get the Original Sufferhead tee ***
African Print Champion Lace Up Shoe from FunkyDada
African Print Pillowcase from FunkyDada
*** You will receive the pillowcase and a $50 coupon code to order the shoes from FunkyDada
S Cord from Akeyno
These gifts come to you courtesy of the following sponsors:
Sponsors of the Verastic 5th Anniversary Giveaway
Happy contesting!!!!
P.S. If you have any questions, leave it as a comment or e-mail me.
UPDATE: The results are out. You may check them out HERE.
happy blogoversary VERASTIC
and yes i am first i mean business this year, i am already planning how id match up those cute bowties in spring
happy buyday to you
happy buyday to yu
happy buyday to youuuuu
happy buyday to you
i wish you many happy returns
of the day
longlife and prosperity hip hip hip hurray :*
Five years is no small thing…congratulations, Vera! Here’s to your next five!
we are gathered here to collect takeaway package heheheheh
retweet if you love Jesus OMG this isnt twitter sigh
i figure if i use verastic.com as my twitter timeline for the next few days and tweet here with my tweet rate id def get d gifts no?
YAY! Let the games begin
so its 12.17am thank God i dnt have school tomorrow
retweet if you agree that manchester united totally rocks, coming from 2 goals down sigh i love those boys
speaking about love, falatine is coming oh, i wonder if i should get my bo something *sigh* this is what happens when u dnt know where u stand
and if u believe that then u do not tweet muahahaha, ayam looking for boo, i want one of those bouquet of flowers at loblaws on my doorstep feb 14th, that’d be nice
in the absence of boo i have gotten a temporary replacement for nw, my teddybear MR Frog, he is huge and green with a red heart, i keep thinking if i hold and kiss him well enough he just might turn into prince charming in time for vals no?
you agree right? i thought so
Congratulations,many more years to come
lmao someone just called Vera the oprah of blogger , on twitter just now,
lwkmd
BTW i ma loving the layout of this site, totally rocks Vera thumbs up
bbb,na wa o you are really going in hard
Congrats on your anniversary
MI was on gidilounge this evening, dude wanted to say out his bb pin on air oh, groupie like me, i was already on *invite contact* X_X
I agree with GNG, no small thing!!! Congratulations VERA!!!
I wish the bow tie comes with a man attached to it
Haha! Cheers!!!
I sure would have liked to win those lace ups sha…
I think you should remove the sponsor clause…haba wetin we do you? lol
aint no shame in my game, like i told itunu i shall follow MI like 3 blind mices lMAO
Blackpool should be relegated 2 goals up and they did not win
are u guys entertained yet???? yes? i thought so. oya pay me my money
or look for me on twitter i rock even more there , no joke oh
for some reason lately i have been totally feeling myself, i think this oyinbo weather is good for my skin oh, ayam loking like an ajeburra now
And by the way man u sucks
lmao adeolu, that is their business, i didnt watch the match though but it’d take serious prayer to beat man utd , we might just go unbeaten
we have 15 more matches for the season, we just might do it
I’ll be back
and just so u know, that is pure beef, and at manchester utd we eat beef, bring it on :p
where did i stop with my jist jor
Wait!!! This tread is becoming a twitter TL. looooooool
ehen i was saying how awesome i am, *sigh* infact id totally get it #plentyhomo, if you didnt understand that phrase, sigh just quietly walk away
Chelsea rules,bbb
nbb thats my plan for winning, i am a tweet addict i figure i should turn this to my TL for a fewdays i’d def win
lmao i wouldnt even reply that. u want to know what i think of the comment above this bleh! #thatisall
lmao i wouldnt even reply that. u want to know what i think of that comment bleh! #thatisall
all those folks in naija would soon wake now and try to takeover, i have to do enough damage before i sleep
it was -30 yesterday right now its -20 i guess the winter has begun no?
i see all of you complaining on twitter oh sideeye
The way it is going ehn twitter is one that will suffer
instead of me to write a blogpost i am here *sigh* maybe i should sharply write one, id just put a link there referring people to d comments section here to read whats up with me hmmmmm
We are already awake o
rant time, i have something important to discuss why would u spell your name as hennyhorlah, or horladahyor, or hadeyshinor, some people just set themselves up for insults
i see that, go back to sleep jor long hiss
is it that they wish their parents had had h-factor while naming them, i just dont get
Insider sources have it that vera is getting ready to block/ban bbb
lmao deolu that isnt even possible
they don dey wake rme
ok so i’m going to go sleep now, id continue tomorrow hopefully it wont be on comment 1000 and something by then
bye bye :p
BTW smileys totally rock
retweet if you believe that
ok i knw i know ayam going oh
see ya 2mao
oh later today its 1:13am now
like skills would say duzeez
middle and index finger up
hehehehe i jst remembered that gbagaun at the SMVA’s by Mr Nigeria ” if you are having fun in here let me HEAR your hands up”
dude will never forget that day ayam sure
bye
Happy birthday 2 verastically livin.many more yr ahead
The americans have gone to bed,nigerians take over.
That lace up shoe will look good on me
bbb has pretty much commented 60 times out of ur 67 comments
Happy Blogoversary (sP?) Hope i WIN!!!!!!
bbb shame no dey catch u?
HABA!! take it eazy naa 
vera imana mu na gi bu 5 n 6 *wide grin*
happy anniversary Vera…. you’ve managed to stay in the race!
I cannot reduce myself to his level of making comments about nothing. I am sorry to say that you did not give me anyone to abuse. You did not show me skin to view. What am I supposed to say?
Oh, I see. Happy anniversary.
Are you Ok now?
Good.
Congratulations again vera
Haba, Vera.. since it is a 5yr anniversary, there should be 5 winners joor.
Anyways, congratulations. You have been an inspiration to us all
And your blog still remains one of the must-visits during any blog rounds!
Unfortunately I cannot compete with the likes of bbb who have posted a zillion comments
So i’m gonna hope these few comments of mine do the trick
and if not, congratulations to the winner.
Verachukwu a.k.a Vera nwa mama a.k.a Vera be anyi a.k.a Madame Vee a.k.a Veralistic Vera… more grease to yer elbows, and clarity to yer thoughts.
Keep blogging!
Happy 5 yrs….
Y u come thief my bow tie..e no fear at al lls
This show is the best..We miss it
Def ur a good and pretty host
You and this show..lay in my head
Happy 5th year!!!!!!!!!!! Here’s to another 5 years…..xx
Happy Anniversary Verastic.Have bin swamped with work all day and is just coming on.Wondering if i can still win this thing…
I am here 2 win…2 is not a winner and 3 nobody remembers
Now,i knw there really is a competition.
the website is weighed it now takes a longa time to upload a comment
why am i just coming on.
Help,guys,i really did plan on winning this,dont knw wht iw as thinking all day.
still workin and hopin
5 years of doing something u love,try to beat that.
5 YEARS
Happy blogging….hope I win!!
chinekeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 96 comments already? lai lai my enemies r at work
but it is well
cos d Lord Jesus is on my side
today na today
Waiting for the sex toy show…..#letsgothere
bless u sister vera
but if i dnt win, would u be nice enough to send me a bowtie?
yes?
No?
Omg…this competition is serious oh….how do I step up my,game?
una no sey if breeze blow, fowl nyash go open?
I want those shoes……agh!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
thnk God i came here wt my bed n pillow……..nah to sleep here today
who wants to play riddles?
what goes up but never comes down?
You can see nothing else When you look in my face I will look you in the eye And I will never lie. what am i?
well, that took my time
Vera i gats to win dose shoes hope its in my sizeee
Verutchka biko pick me…….
My age today is three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago. How old am I?
Vera Vera Vera is a no. oluwashina….
mmh,i really hope that bow tie is not for the ladies,it just wont do at all.
ok guess its really about ur blog, happy 5th anniversary… looking forward to when i meet celebrities for free by being part of ur entourage
All I have to say is hisses…. Infact MEGA HISSES….
Arrgggghhhhhh…. I want dem kicks man! N d bowties… D pillow….
GOSH! *funmie leaves frowning*
The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place
what am i?
Name an eight letter word that has kst in the middle in the beginning and at the end
What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?
Ok gotta pay respects to da memories of ‘Talk Naija’, it was fun; but long live verastic dot com **cheers**
What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
This is an unusual paragraph. I’m curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!
see this girl oh
dont even think about out tweetin me
this is war oh
@Chinny How many times did I call you? Go and read your books
Which reminds me, we used to have these riddle games on twitter. What happened?
u better be ready for me
btw i used know d answer to that last riddle
am so worried i wont win this thing
Oh, one more. Congrats Vera. Up next: the Vera Ezimora Network television. Come to think of it, VEN sounds like a good cable station, as long as you can stop Igbo broadcasters from rhyming it with “vain”
bet ayaf forgotten
can someone please tell koodo to connect my bb back oh, so i can continue this mobile
snow flakes are so beautiful
almost more beautiful than me
just barely, but i too fine na
Now when that happens, Vera, I’ll gladly become one of your political or expert contributors. Or producers. Just as long as my salary is in the six figures. Dollars, I mean, of course.
yes yes yes my bb is back ;p
This idea of a cable network TV for you has given me a few more ideas. Could we get you to “discover” a long lost sibling? Maybe someone that your dad gave birth to a few years before or after meeting Mama Verastic? It might help if this sibling is Ivorien, albino, challenged in some way, or currently seeing Mr. Shoes behind your back. Some drama. It will make for good TV. Brilliance, I tell you. Remember, I thought about this first.
wow! my first ever “non – anonymous” comment… Congratulations @verastic, more grease to ure elbows x
Baroka i miss uuuuu
bbb it is not about d quanitity of d msg but d quality……
john 3:16 – for God so loved d world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believes in him will not perish but have everlasting life
Ive got to admit i miss your talk show a bunch doe!
Buahahaha! BBB is too funny.
Happy Blogoversary Vera.
john 1:1 in the beginning was d word and word was with God and the word was God
John 11:35 – Jesus wept
Chinny my love.
These gifts look GREAT! I realy hope i win *fingers crossed* more like delusional… allow the girl to dream Lol
Praising the Lord always 2x
Praising the Lord, with all my heart
Praising the Lord with all my heart always
did u know that with faith u can move mountains? therefore the mountain on this blog today is bbb….i therefore remove u n ur comments 4rm here
Baroka my honey pie
Vera what does tossing salad mean again? i never got d meaning
o wait, y didnt vera have a bday list dis year? hehehehehehehehe i’m actually happy
oh tht bracelet has my name on it!
Like u would have actually bought her something sideeye
The bride tells her husband
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?”
“OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the
prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, “Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.”
Turning on his side, he smiles. “Then we will have to re-imprison him.”
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, “Honey, the prisoner is out again!”
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, “Honey, the prisoner escaped again.”
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, “Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
My favorite blog post would have to be that April fool u pulled on us… the one where “he proposed” i really fell 4 it
chei i want dat original suffahead tee o! Congrats on reaching 5yrs its not easy!
@ Chinny, i think ur tactics is really nice.yrying to get me think abt ur riddle instead of updatin on this blog,i mean what do i win from u after 7hrs and i get it right?
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”
lmao sylvia ill send u 1 of d bowties when i win
LoL… All u 168 people who commented before me are on a serious long thing….i don already claim all the gifts…lol
ehi go bck to bed…..u no dey wear bowtie
seeing as i won the last giveaway with just one entry…. shld i do that again or just let some else (bbb i see u) take this year`s giveaway…..
vera, it`s all in ur hands o
5 YEARS NO EASY AT ALL
CONGRATS
And like the ghost i am *disappears**
Congratulations to the irrepressible and incomparable Verastic on your milestone. When my daughter grows up, I hope she is blessed with talents similar to yours
Bus ride in ottawa not so bad today weather is only -10 buhahahahah smh4 myself
I’ve been waiting (forever) to feature you on my blog – Celebrating Ndi-Igbo (http://igbopeople.blogspot.com/) {yeah, its also a plug}. Can that happen soon.
Gotta say Congrats, some of us shared BlogVille with you. I blogged as Ababoy back in the day. I just didnt have … to do it year-in-year-out. To do it for 5 years (without showing your face..lol) deserves an award. You are one of the best out there and we are so proud of you.
God bless you.
Chikere @chykere
With all these comments all I can say is, I know that I can make it!!!
Errrr hi!!!! Manre, Chinny and Chayoma!!
Vera, Vera, Vera… how many times I call you, ehn?
If you like yourself, in fact – IF YOU LOVE YOURSELF, don’t declare me as the winner!!!
Remember the days of writing a whole post on you! If you don’t want bad publicity, just don’t announce me as the winner! If peace must reign, that is!
*waiting*
I see I have no hope. So let me just say happpy anniversary and slink away. You’re a chic Vera, keep it up!
happy anniversary Vera!!!!
will all this comment is it even possible to win
Anniversary
congrats Vera! Wishing you many more yrs!!!
Shebi this will…
Count as multiple comments….
Na only you sabi Igbo grin?
What have i won anyway?
Between your birthday and blog anniversary sef….
We have to parry.
By the way nwa isi ocha….u berra not marry before me *side eye*
How much can one comment sef on one post.
Dis giveaway competition get as e be jo.
*hisssss*
I want a tee not a bow tie.
What in goodness name can I wear a bowtie with?
If I don’t win. I wil call your radio show just to harrass you.
I need to get back to work but I want a 1-3-snapshot teeee!!!!!!
BBB must not get it.
I just logged in
How good are my chances?
Well we shall see
I’ll just keep going while working
I want a tee!
Are you sure we wont crash this server sef.
Am running out of things to say. I might just start putting in lyrics of a song.
Maybe one comment for every two pages of report I read
I see some commenters are serious about this.
um…..congrats
WELL SO AM I!!!!!
The problem is to make the comments interesting
I wonder what you blog stats will be like?
It will prolly blow up to like in the four figures and advertisers will come calling
Maybe something about Vera and her website
Bia Caramel – go back to work – that tee is mine.
Oh I know this is a good time to talk about Vera and I and our failed relationship
Lucidlilith don’t even call my name
You know we is cool but I will take you down if I have to
I am about to embark on a very serious story and I don’t need interuptions
But sha I really need to get back to work though…
By the way, my name is Caramel Delight and I’m on thediaryofalostone.blogspot.com
Do we have to listen to your story spread out over 100 comments…LOL. Heck no. Vera see what you have caused now.
Caramel wants to take me down over a tee.
Maybe I should try brown-nosing Vera.
Now back to my story
Any way sha, the story idea got me thinking
About the yeye plantain I got from walmart last week
I fried it and it turned to chips even though it was very ripe
I boiled some and it tasted like sandpaper…abeg what gives?
Also something about FINE DINING gets on my nerves seriously
You spend $50 on an entree and you at least expect to get a full meal and possibly a to-go bag
Lucidlilth shebi I said you shouldn’t disturb me
Only to see a small plop of food in the middle of your plate nicely decorated with stuff
The lady from Tales by Moonlight wouldn’t have put up with this!
Na decorated food man pikin go chop?
This is why i love Chef Chen’s buffet.
Lucidlilth are you trying to steal my story thunder?
You story will not be better than my own
For $7.95, I eat all I want and if i want to-go i pay $8 weighted food.
I only go to eat in Fine Dining if I am going on a date with someone I absolutely can’t stand.
Then I made him pay for all that pretty food.
My story is an epic full of heart break and romance. Seduction and broken promises
If I feel sorry for him, I might leave the tip. But tipping for a $180 bill is serious business.
Oh i am on a roll cus am so getting that tee.
Caramel – i dont think vera wants you to write a novel on her blog.
especially if you are writing about this so-called relationship. Everyone knows it is me she likes (he he he he….)
We shall call it the Ballad of Vera and Caramel
NOT SURE YOU’LL SEE THIS, THAT’S WHY I’M TYPING IN CAPS………
HAPPY BIRTHDAY VERA….SORRY VERASTIC….I MEAN VERASTIC.COM – ALL NA SAME JO.
PROUD OF YOU GIRL…..HERE TO MANY MORE YEARS FOR YOU
*side eye at the haters*
Oh caramel, I love you toooooooooo!!!!!!
Okay…amma take a break now.
So there was once a beautiful girl called Caramel
Chinny continue oh, whether u write one line, or epistle I’m still winning sha
Jesu! See ero! Chai! wetin freebies wan cause shaaaaa….
Em BBB…u berra count the comments. I am winning. Not you…he he he he he he
i kent compete with this mehn
Who liked reading Vera’s blog but whne the radio station started, she feel in love.
So our plucky heroine called Vera an dasked to co-host some shows
(sorry for the mistakes, it is the emotions in me)
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Gucciballs
*breaks into song*
I fly with the stars in the sky
I’m no longer trying to survive
I believe that life is aprize
as i am a naija babe, nah to play dis game d wayo way…..so vera vera if u dnt declare me d winner, i’ll post ur pic everywhere…..hehehehehehe i’m sure u dnt want dat
but to live doesnt mean you’re alive
And when Vera called back, Caramel was seduced by the gorgeous voice she heard on the other end of the phone (cue violin music)
dont worry about me
and who i fire
i get what i desire
Caramel and lucidlith I see you, this aint even happening, I I’m just going to let you tire out, and come back and post 200 tweets, yes I call them tweets :p, at a go :p
*cracks knuckles*
Its on baby!
its my empire
yes i call the shots
i am the umpire
sprinkle holy water
upon the vampire
SO began a love affair of the ages
i just kent…sigh
In this very moment I’m king
In this very moment I slayed Goliath with a sling
This very moment I bring
put it on everything, that I will retire with the ring
The type of love that if it was the movies
and I will retire with the crown, Yes
no I’m not lucky I’m blessed, Yes
clap for the heavyweight champ, Me
but I couldn’t do it all alone, We
see BBB and Chinny sha…
Ahem……you mean 2nd and 3rd place.
Young Money raised me, grew up out in Baisley
Southside Jamaica, Queens and it’s crazy
cuz I’m still hood, Hollywood couldn’t change me
shout out to my haters, sorry that you couldn’t faze me
Aint being cocky, we just vindicated
Best believe that when we done this moment will be syndicated
I don’t know, this night just remind me of
Everything they deprived me of
ha! Lucid….o ga o…this is a very serious sometin
I really want a tee from 1-3-snapshot. I wonder which is cheaper..treating carpel tunnel or buying the tee myself. But sha, awuf no dey run belle.
LL, thats a good thought!
There would be back ground music, and we would be running to each other in slow motion and a wind machine would be blowing my weave and we would be in soft focus like Cybil Shepard in Moonlighting
P-p-p-p-put your drinks up
It’s a celebration every time we link up
We done did everything they could think of
Gr-Greatness is what we on the brink of
lmao! Caramel…Hmmmmm…see toasting! This is sooooo mucho fun
LMAO
BBB .. that is a good idea. I will come back after you come back and post more “tweets”
Cybil Shepard l’omo! LOOOOOOL
I guess I can fire up two laptops and post comments on both at the same time…..
Caramel, your story of seduction needs to be complete cus am reading to see how this relationship started.
Jesu!
lmao…..
i am just too competitive jo.
OKBYE
Just a few hrs absence..
.
….and the no of comments jumbps form 80 to 260!
There has to be anoda way to win this thing..
we no fit rig this election? shuo..
Vera is an evil genius. Evil with here evil igbo grin.
Oya Vera talk to me..
how much e go take me? just name your price
or u can inbox me… so we conclude transaction offline
u know the way na
Did i win?
Loool….
To God be the Glory
[END OF PART ONE]
I really cant stay away for too long….all these long throats…
PART TWO
The Ballad of Vera and Caramel
SO the love was going nice and easy
Vera would blow kisses at Caramel over Twitter
Vera would sing sweet Igbo songs to Caramel over the phone (well she didn’t but she should have shah).
SO that is how Caramel got seduced by Vera, and every Saturday she would run to her computer for another thrilling Verastically Speaking radio show.
Then one day ghen ghen!!! Something bad came. Dark clouds rolled over the horizon and the sun was blotted out! Caramel got sick!
Our young gorgeous heroine got struck down in her prime and was sick and bound to her bed for four weeks!
In these dark days, when our heroine languished in her bed, she waited and waited for Vera to hop on a plane from Baltimore and come and rescue her from this cruel and torrid affliction.
But alas dear readers, it was not to be! While Caramel waited and waited. It was in vain.
Not a phone call
Not one email
Not one tweet
Not one text
*writing in caps to get noticed*
CARAMEL: THIS COULD BE A LOVE STORY OR A STALKING STORY.
Not one smoke signal
Not one telegram
Not even a carrier pigeon (sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
Then one day, when Caramel’s body was healed (even though her heart was broken). She asked Vera, where she had been….
Vera answered…….
Didn’t we talk yesterday?
*GASP*
That is when Caramel realised that Vera was under a spell
A spell so deep and strong that Vera didn’t know that time had been passing.
Am off to run a few miles, while Caramel continues her Vera Ballad.
A spell so joyous that Vera all the way in Baltimore felt that everyday was the same day. A day full of joy that should be held and enjoyed!
Vera was living for teh present and didn’t remember past lovers or seductions that had been started in London.
Well who was weaving this potent spell?
Hold up! I dont even know what sorta comment I’m spose to be leaving or are you just picking the winner at random. Anyway heres I Be. I WANNA WIN GIMME GIMME GIMME…
Who was this mysterious stranger? Some had whispered the stranger’s name but only now did Caramel give that name the awe and respect it deserved!
This was the stranger who Caramel had gone up and against and lost! The name of this mighty being was……………….[DRUM ROLL]
MR SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUM DUM DUM!!!!!
GHEN GHEN GHEN!!!!!!
(CUE DRAMATIC DRUM ROLLS AND HIGH PITCHED MUSIC)
NOT
So dear readers is the end of The Ballad of Vera and Caramel
Let it be a lesson to young and old
hello
i dey wait ooo!
Know who your competition is before you get your heart broken…………………………
hi
how ru?
Ok this is surely a cheesy way for you to get loads of comments shey? And what sorta gifts are these? SMH!! Vera ewe, your realms are plenty
Happy anniverasticary! lol…
fine
THE END
TO GOD BE THE GLORY
oh and by the way, can we win ‘you’? Not for anything romantic (get your mind off the gutter) but perhaps….to have you cook and clean for a week? No….ok then
Anyhoo…congrats. Happy now? Now leave my tweets alone. Unless as usual, you want to confess your undying love for me so chinny can continue to be jealous.
DIRECTOR: CARAMEL DELIGHT
PRODUCER: CARAMEL DELIGHT
SCRIPT WRITER: CARAMEL DELIGHT
Happy anniversary vera!!!.
I’m definitely loving that shoe! Should fit perfectly on my leg lol
WARDROBE: CARAMEL DELIGHT
MAKE UP: CARAMEL DELIGHT
CASTING: CARAMEL DELIGHT
All rights reserved
This was a work of partial fiction
Caramel Delight Inc will like to state that Mr Shoes is not and has never been a wizard
346 Comments!!! Seriously?! How am I suppose to compete with that???
Caramel D….ji si ike…..
OK wow, I think I’m done.
@ Sirius baby girl how far?
GIMME
I just came to shake bum bum for Vera
GIMMEEE
bdon my sugar pie
What is wordpress’ own na?
Oh the security guard hasn’t kicked us out yet
So I can still keep typing
Hey! What happened to my last comment???
Any ways…Happy 5yrs verastic.com many more years to come. (Hey! I’m rhyming, maybe I should become a rapper…err Nah.)
Just to say, I have a serious Colin Firth crush
I have done for over 10 years.
I hope the King’s Speech bags all the Oscars it has been nominated for
I know when I leave to go home, Lucidlilith will be back from her run and will start her own
Happy 5th anniversary Vera!
Happy 5 years! What a way/day to be introduced to to this site.
Loving the prizes! *WIDE IGBO GRIN*
its my biznes if i wan post the same thing ten times joo. na twitter??
long woman hiss
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You wasted all this space for ONE COMMENT????? What kind of competitor are you? :;
Err. I see I’m not the only one here at this time, no wonder I couldn’t find my last comment. Shocked to see it has been responded to sef!
Abeg this race is strictly for the swift.
Unu da lu…
Comment from a phone…..Not Cool
i cant even compete with these furious finger all over this timeline…yess it is now a time line…How else can you explain almost 400 comments???
Where did all the above people come from eh?
Happy Bloggerversary Vera!!
i shoud just copy and paste ofili’s comment….sigh..
i should just copy and paste ofili’s comment….sigh..
wordpress: you are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.
Me: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP!
HAVE I WON YET???
SHEGE….This is not werking mehn
Dum dum dirum dum dum di rum rum….
*drums roll*
itz Zee in ze bee-yul-dang!!
Happy buffdai Verastic. *raises e-glass* here’s to many more fulfilling years ahead.. cheers!!
Ahem!!
To the marra at hand…
U say wetin?
That I should do wetin to win wetin?
Ok… my eyes have seen… my hands will go and prepare now to do the needful nde.
Ana’m a come… inugo?
*shines teeth*
Ahn Ahn dse comments r too much now! I dont stand a chance!
Anyway Happy B’day hun, newbie bloggers like me look up to you, ur sumply awesome! Mwah xxx
P.s I want the pillow *hint*hint*
see dem see dem *points at the comments before her’s*
*yinmu’s at all of ‘em*
“…dey say the pikin dat no let im mama sleep, shall oso not sleep…”
make una beta lemme win dis tin and I’ll decide how to gif una som’ a som’ a som… *giggles*
o boiiii eeee
see pipoooooooooo
Mehn, to scroll down all of this na work o! Happy 5th berfday, nonetheless. E mi ke, I want that pillow. Tenk you.
is it 500 yet??
I hear “The Tears of a Clown”
I hate that song
I feel like they talking to me when it comes on
Another day another Dawn
Another Keisha, nice to meet ya, get the math I’m gone
What am I ‘posed to do when the club lights come on
Its easy to be Puff, its harder to be Sean
What if the twins ask why I aint marry their mom (why, damn!)
How do I respond?
What if my son stares with a face like my own
And says he wants to be like me when he’s grown
Sh-t! But I aint finished growing
Another night the inevitible prolongs
Another day another Dawn
Just tell Taneka and Taresha I’ll be better in the morn’
Another lie that I carry on
I need to get back to the place I belong
A house is Not a Home“, I hate this song
Is a house really a home when your loved ones are gone
And n-ggas got the nerve to blame you for it
And you know you woulda took the bullet if you saw it
But oyu felt it and still feel it
And money can’t make up for it or conceal it
But you deal with it and you keep ballin’
Pour out some liquor, play ball and we keep ballin’
Baby we’ve been living in sin ’cause we’ve been really in love
But we’ve been living as friends
So you’ve been a guest in your own home
It’s time to make your house your home
Pick up your phone, come on
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I hope all these comments are being counted properly by wordpress.
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Where is everybody?
Happy Anniversary Vera
Comment.
Im back again. wanna winnnn gats to winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
I said will be back. When i left it was about 40 comments
I must win
I will win
In fact I have won
For where? Comot for road jare…lol.
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okay am bored now. ya’ll are not even trying
yes @lucidilith, you will will tea-shirt #okbye
Na wa o…423 comments already….Is there hope…Well here I am o…Me sef must win lottery…..I must to!
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. “Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.
She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.
The blonde replies “My computer keeps telling me that i’ve got mail”.
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.”
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left” she turned around and went home
5! Waoh! Congratulations, and many more Verastic years to you.
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, “Ooh dad, there’s one.” “No,” said the father. “There’s not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We’ll just wait.”
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, “Hey dad, he’s plenty big enough.” “No,” the father said. “We’d all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We’ll just wait.”
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, “Now there’s nothing wrong with that one dad. Let’s eat her.”
“No,” said the father. “We’ll not eat her either.”
“Why not?” asked the son.
“Because, we’re going to take her back alive and eat your mother
Congratulations on five years! I wish you many more years to come!
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!!”
The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “BITCH!!”
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?”
“My darling,” he replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”
wow, look at all these comments. we do love free stuff lol
hehehehehehe, i just wanto win something
happy anniversary
win
i must
vera! vera!vera lol
Who is this ogboju tee…na me be first o….I am the original Tee….Don’t stee my shine
Btw…no way i’m keeping up with Lucid, chinny ad bbb…tufia
And why does winner get all…i don’t think that type is good o…some pipu go win vals gift for hia ni
veraaaaaaaaaaa
I wanna win so badlyyyyyy
where’s my winning na?
Just checking in…
Whoa… over 420 comments!
Peeps are not smiling o!
hmmm….
this game sef
Veralistic well done o!
Causing such commotion in blogsville
Now we know those who are hardly working or studying…
Agbayas, all of you!
Hanging onto Vera’s skirts and doing anything she says…
Just for a tshirt and some bow ties… SMH!
How many of you have even worn a bow tie before?
Mscheww!!!
Anyways, i’ll be back!
I’m in! Loooves the new site, loves it. Wishing you another 5 years of successful blogging
i’m backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
pickin wey talk sey im mama no go sleep, im sef no go sleep
anyway sha, how una dey
shey una dey ok?
Good morning pipu…..I am back!!!!….
Chinny yes we de ok
*screams* 467 COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHH
VERA!!!!!!!!!!!
:s Forgot what I ran here to say now sef.
Ugh one more thing! Lucidlilith adn Caramel D I hope you don’t win! X-(
I WANT THE SHOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
468 comments sha, God knows i’m not even going to try, i no get shirt wey person go tear untop this kind fight…happy blogbday…me, i know where to corner you
i hope i win.
This might just be it.
ok i’m here to wish you congratulobia!
oh wow, you moved to wordpress and a new design how sleek
where is the music on my lappie coming from. pls, dont tell me you have a blog background classical music?
btw, are people who reside outside the US eligible?
haha, this is going to be ridiculous. may the best (wo)man aka yinkuslolo win.
Yes boss!
Over and out…
My First comment Today No 480
…..another one
Ha Auny Vera I cannot compete w/d likes of bbb et al. However if u like me small under special arrangee devil fit c God abi? Lol. Happy 5th anniversary dear. May your motivation never run dry (ppl being ppl n doing silly stuff it never will)
I have come again, i have come again…..chinnyN don come come again…o yes she don come again amen…….sing with me
my enemies r at work o…….was on d hospital bed for over 4hrs n all i could think of was bbb n co over shadowing me here……i must win dis thing…..d devil is a liar
but anyway sha, moving on to better gist…..who knows wizboy? not wizkid o, wizboy…..d 1 da sang screen saver? yes dat 1…go n buy his album
so no 1 knows d answers to all dose riddles i posted earlier? smh
o well let me answer dem
Verastic, Verastic. You are amazing! Pick me! Choose me! Love me!
I won. I won. I won.
Thank you, Vera.
I did not just win the prize, I also won a visa to America, European lottery and a free 6inch penis enhancement lotion.
Thank you so much, Vera. You’re the greatest.
Holla
Oh boy…the hoot in this train don dey quench o…Oya where una?
HIYA VERA!!!
Good morning my neighbours…:D
Off to have meself a fantastic Saturday…Wishing you all the same….x
Girl you are the bomb!!
And your blog is a grenade!
Those gifts are take-away..
and I am going to take them away..
away away away away
to a kingdom very very far away
A kingdom of batic, london wax and woodin
where we shall live happily ever after
Thanks to you…
I pledge to Verastic the blogger
To be faithful, follow and comment..
To serve Verastic with all my heart..
To defend her virginity…sic
To uphold her hooters and bakassi…
So help me blogville..
Meanwhile,
I just did the Maths..
I prolly need to make about 100 comments..
To make a ‘highly significant’ impact…
..those of you who studied stats would understand..
But when you mix probability with faith…
What do you get?
MIRACLES!!
*breaks into song*
I am serving a God of miracles, i know, yes I know
I am serving a God of miracles, i know, yes i know
so I am signing off now, knowing…
I came..
I saw..
and I conquered
*side eye to Lucid, bbb, Caramel, Quagger, etceteram etceteram
You’ve got nothing on me babes..
Happy Anniversary Verastic!
It Is WELL
let us join hands together
Seee chancing o….Hope y’all had a good day
Na wa…..
The blog is white….why is the blog white Vera?
it’s too bright in here…do something Vera
Who is in charge of lights?
Good Morning brethren…:D
Pick me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me..#okbye
So i went to see ‘How do you know’….*insert frustrated screaming emoticon here*
Why i allow my friends drag me to see rom-coms is beyond me…Jisos!
Anyway the moral of the movie was…You’ll probably never find your true love in as many as 50 tries but keep on trying…,
Keep fucking your way through till you meet a guy who stares at you with bambi eyes and is transfixed by your every word
It might not be the recipe for a final bustop butit’s darn well close (as insinuated)…Jisos why?!
***********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************Woooowwww is all i can say…….. I do hope to win**********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************btw:Just understood the story of Ruth n Naomi today in church, been reading dat book for a while nowww***********************************Thank God for revelation*************************************************** And i take a bow…………………………………………………………………………..
Congratulations Vera! More grease to your elbow!
and people are still commenting
haaaaaaaaaa! we’re still here o…
so am back
yup def back
i see yall got to over 500 nice
anyways i want this gifts
Congrats Verastic! You have come a long long way! I pray you celebrate the decade level in graaaand style! Amen!
see wordpress telling me error, i am posting comments too fast mscheeew kmt jor
it must be a ploy to get me not to win
The ties are good but the choo [intentional gbagaun] is better! Nice concepts all!
which of you bribed wordpress ehn, oya confess
i have a few ideas of who it might be
probably lucidlilith
or carameld
lets not forget chinnyn
or even quaggar sef
you go fear conspiracy theory na
am watching you guys oh
this is war
i was here first, hence deduce the rest
btw follow me on twitter @happybbb, apparently i crossed 900followers this weekend, i must be tweeting something right? no?
sigh
so even if we all disagree on who is winning his, we can agree that vera is a darling for doing this sha no?
next time aunty vera include a car in d gifts, i really need one here in ottawa, preferably insurance free
so wazzap
i want to get this comments to 600 before i stop
btw i mean stop for today oh
i shall def be back tomorrow
yup u can bet on it
probability of me having a 100 out of the 600 comments that 1/6 its still not pretty good sef
might have to go behind d scenes and bribe vera
she knows i am loyal now abi
wink wink
so who wants to hear s story
btw all of u sneaking in comments btw my own i see you
thunda faya thta your keyboard
and i mean it
trying to steal my shine
did amebo to one of my male friends yesterday, and he just succeeded in putting doubts in my mind *sigh*
me that was perfectly ok before
they say what u dont know will not kill you before abi
i was better off not knowing mscheeew
now its all i can think off hiss
i just dey vex sef
they want to turn me to stalker
i think i am close to 600 now
i should probably go read, i have atermpaper to turn in tomorrow
thank God i opened the course website today
i turn turn -in day was 8th, i for just enter long thing *sigh
really i should go
9 more lets go there
i can safely say i have a 100 out of the 600
probably come back 2mao and make that 200
increase my chances of winning
insert evil laugh here
buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ok i am going to read oh
everybody say bye bye, :*
see you all tomorrow heheheheheh
My one comment…
You’d better make me win something o….
Over 600 comments..
Veracious, i had better win o, or else..
Mu na gi na Mr Shoes na Funmi go wear one trouser. lol
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ah ahh ahh (evil grin) dat was my biggest competition.
Congrats vera…. Five years is not easy o
hi,
dis is actually the first tym im leavn a comment on ur blog… happy anniversary! i have a reason y u should pick me am sure when u read it, ud pick me.
my birthday is on feb 14 and am all alone in amerix, therefore roasting is 4 sure. its on a monday, so am goin 2 b all alone n prob shed a few tears bt with dis gifts ud actually make a huge difference in a sisters life.
once again happy anniversary.
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This yeye wordpress and their “your posts are coming too fast, slow down” na wa oh.
This yeye wordpress and their “your posts are coming too fast, slow down” na wa oh.2
Correction: This yeye wordpress and their “your posts are coming too quickly, slow down” na wa oh.
I really should be getting some work done.
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Rice and stew for dinner or fish and scalloped potatoes…I wonder…
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Next up …naija commercials…he he he he he…
I think I have a fever cant get up this hill
Gotta see a doctor tell him how i feel
I said …”Dooooooctor”
“Huh?”
“I got a belly ache. Dooooooctor!”
“Aha?”
“I’ve got this aweful shake.”
“U see I’ll tell you whats the matter with you…
You’ve got engine fatigue!”
“Engine fatigue????”
i want a teeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
“you know what you need, you need a tonic”
“I do?”
“For that engine fatigue.”
“You need a tonic…do you know what i mean”
You need a
Honk honk! Honk honk!
Super visco static
teeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
now am feeling better!
Cus the doctor, he gave me super visco static!
Doctor! it cured my engine fatigue!
Children it’s breakfast time
Breakfast time it’s breakfsat time….”Planta”
For rich and cremy butter taste ….”Planta”
Momy loves the planta taste ….”Planta”
ooo, that’s nescao (very sweet cocoa drink like this.)
gerrup gerrup
it’s breakfast time,
from am to pm,
nescao time
nescao is delicious,hmmm,
delicious with cocoa and with cereal
milk and sugar
everyone it’s breakfast time gerrup gerrup
everybody dance together
everybody sing together
everybody dance together,sing together
all u need is the drink limca!!!!
tadi di tadidi liimca!!!
all you need is a drink limca!!!
tadi di tadi di limca!!
tatatata limca!
Okay…guys ciao until later.
Let it not be like I didn’t make an attempt t win those trainers and tees…:)
Happy blogversary
677 comments? wow. I sha want the shoe
Who are u…..i mean it
See comment craze!
Anyway, happy bloggavesary!
Nkem,
Odi be eze
Ada mmadu
Oma uma asa aru
Enenebe ukwu egbue ewu
Nwanyi Oma
I’m missing you
thatisall
I hope I win something! I’ve never won anything… I love the sneakers….
vera i better win o. i already see myself accesorizing with the bow tie o.
win win win win win win win . oya jokes apart proud of you young lady 5 years aint no joke.
Mubarak should leave d presidency jor abeg
kpo ya chukwu oga za
kpo ya chukwu oga za
Messiah onye obioma
kpo ya chukwu na oga za
Onwele otu mbosi
Nfu nwa snake agwo
Nchuo ya run oso
Ogba kpulu house uno
wonder what i am getttn for vals day.
Ntu ta knife mma
Nn cutuo ya head isi
Ogbawa blood mmmriri
O die ya dead onwu
cant wait for V 2night.
hmmmm…..what else….
still loving my coq au vin
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Wow! Some comments are rather interesting! Happy 5th birthday to your blog
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I was hoping to post on the obala post but somehow found myself here. Please consider it for the giveaway, pretty please?
Watching I am Legend on TNT…
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Aaaaaaaahhhh.
wow she tried sha
Haba! Madame Lucid is on a roll…
And Verachukwu is giggling away somewhere
bbb sef don tire..
Lets see if we can get to 1000 comments… doubt it tho
My last shot! fingers crossed
wow! that’s a really long count to compete with :s
This would totally make up 4 my crappy week!
my gashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wats happenin here? una no dey tire? kilode?
anyyway sha…….hv yall seen dakore’s wedding pics?
very premium something
if any1 leaves a comment after my comment ehn, mosquito will bite ur toto
CONGRATS ONCE AGAIN!
@CHINNY…my toto ( whatever that means) is mosquito resilient…lol
Present.
That was easy.
lol OMO ur toto is ur genitalia(majela’s voice)
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I wanna rock right now!
I wanna rock right now!!
I wanna rock right now!!!
I wanna rock right now!!!!
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I wanna rock right now!!!!!!
I wanna rock right now!!!!!!!
I wanna rock right now!!!!!!!!
I wanna rock right now!!!!!!!!!
I wanna rock right now!!!!!!!!!!
Yipeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Holla!
here we go
So many comments! I hope I win something! Happy Blogsversary!
start. PRESENT. end.
Congrats!!!! Wishing you success in the years to come!
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