Multiple twins. At the same time.
Y’ll know how much I want twins, right? I have mentioned it over (2010) and over (2012) and over (2012) and over (2009) and over (2008) that I want a set of confusingly identical twin boys. And I am currently working towards it – whatever that might mean.
The other day, I was making some moi moi, and as usual, I boiled some eggs which I was going to cut in half and put a half into each moi moi bag. When I cut the first egg and saw that it was carrying twins, I was really excited. When I cut all the eggs and saw that they were all carrying twins, I was dazed. I think I felt the presence of God. When I get pregnant with twins, I think I’ll start speaking in tongues all day, every day.
I don’t care how silly it sounds, but each time I find anything that comes as a pair (that usually doesn’t), I take that as a reminder. Now, let me be clear: I do not want to have as many twins as you see in the picture above. I don’t know what to do to increase my chances of having twins. People keep telling me to eat yams, and I don’t know yet whether the yam thing actually works, or whether I’ll just be stuffing myself with carbs in the name of having twins.
Usually, by the way, when I open an egg that is a twin, I would eat it. That would be my way of preserving the twins for myself. But this time, I very well could not eat that many eggs. Still, I must have my confusingly identical twin boys.
One of the reasons why I love P Square is because they are identical twins. I keep telling Igwe that they remind me of my future twins. When I meet P Square, I’m gonna have to take a picture with them where I’m in their middle and each of them is planting a kiss on my cheek, just the way I will do with my twins. Yup. I’ve got it allllll figured out.
On that note, if anyone knows what I can do to have twins – apart from in vitro fertilization because that produces quintuplets and I ain’t about that life – please let me know!! The sooner Igwe and I start practicing, the better for us. I need information on the diet, the prayers, the positions, anything!
P.S. Let this post count as my [first] 2013 reminder that I want a set of confusingly identical twin boys.