Multiple twins. At the same time.
Y’ll know how much I want twins, right? I have mentioned it over (2010) and over (2012) and over (2012) and over (2009) and over (2008) that I want a set of confusingly identical twin boys. And I am currently working towards it – whatever that might mean.
The other day, I was making some moi moi, and as usual, I boiled some eggs which I was going to cut in half and put a half into each moi moi bag. When I cut the first egg and saw that it was carrying twins, I was really excited. When I cut all the eggs and saw that they were all carrying twins, I was dazed. I think I felt the presence of God. When I get pregnant with twins, I think I’ll start speaking in tongues all day, every day.
Proof of my future twins
I don’t care how silly it sounds, but each time I find anything that comes as a pair (that usually doesn’t), I take that as a reminder. Now, let me be clear: I do not want to have as many twins as you see in the picture above. I don’t know what to do to increase my chances of having twins. People keep telling me to eat yams, and I don’t know yet whether the yam thing actually works, or whether I’ll just be stuffing myself with carbs in the name of having twins.
Usually, by the way, when I open an egg that is a twin, I would eat it. That would be my way of preserving the twins for myself. But this time, I very well could not eat that many eggs. Still, I must have my confusingly identical twin boys.
One of the reasons why I love P Square is because they are identical twins. I keep telling Igwe that they remind me of my future twins. When I meet P Square, I’m gonna have to take a picture with them where I’m in their middle and each of them is planting a kiss on my cheek, just the way I will do with my twins. Yup. I’ve got it allllll figured out.
On that note, if anyone knows what I can do to have twins – apart from in vitro fertilization because that produces quintuplets and I ain’t about that life – please let me know!! The sooner Igwe and I start practicing, the better for us. I need information on the diet, the prayers, the positions, anything!
P.S. Let this post count as my [first] 2013 reminder that I want a set of confusingly identical twin boys.
lmao @ “apart from in vitro fertilization because that produces quintuplets and I ain’t about that life”
haha but what are the odds, that all your eggs would be twins though? Interesting
Nolly, it’s true nah. I’m not looking for quintoplets biko. Of course, if God were to bless me with quintoplets, who am I to say no? The odds of these twin eggs are pretty low, but here we are.
Lolz, I will include ur request in my daily prayers heneceforth………ur twins will come forth by fire by force….Amen
Amin!!!!!! Thank you, Joie!! See, that’s what I need to hear.
R U and Igwe married ? I mean just because you said “The sooner Igwe and I start practicing” if the Answer is No, Do you believe in in Pre-marital Sex and living with your Fiance(e) before being joined by the holy matrimony. Pls don’t get me wrong I enjoy your blogs but this time around, I was just thinking.
Ermmm REALLY??????
smh
Lue, lol. Yes, really *shrugs*
Tainoo, I don’t know what it means to “believe” in sex before marriage. The bible says we shouldn’t do it. But I have done it. And I have done many other things. That said, if you do read this blog, then you should know when I say, “The sooner Igwe and I start practicing …” I am joking. When Igwe and I are ready to start having kids, God will bless us. Amen.
If she says she doesn’t believe in being engaged and pre-marital sex, what difference does that make to you? You don’t know anything about them… what if they’re already married?
Vera, I just had a baby, and it is A LOT of work. I can’t imagine having TWO! OMG
Curve, thank you for defending me. Me sef, I don tire for the sex question. One more question about my sex life and I’ll start taping sessions of it. Looool. Congratulations on your baby!! *kisses* I cannot even begin to imagine how difficult it is, and everyone who has had a baby keeps telling me “goodluck with that.” LOL. Still, I am not discouraged. Ultimately, it’s in the hands of God. As the Lord willeth, so shall it be. Amen.
And I’m tryna imagine your shock at my desire for twins. Haha.
All the celebrities do it. You can do IVF but you won’t have identical twins sha. Anyway o, I have heard that underwater sex helps with identical twins.
Manny, nah men, I don’t wanna do IVF biko, especially seeing as I’m not a celebrity sef – YET. Tehehe. Underwater sex, huh? Sounds very interesting! *Off to tell Igwe*
Underwater sex kwanu….hmmmm….. chances of drowning nko.
Looool! Bia, you’re taking all the sexiness out of my twin sex. Now I have to think about drowning? This is a major mood killer.
Lmaooo
I know. LOL.
Hahahahahaha……I’ve never even seen twin eggs like the ones in the picture.
I hear fertility drugs result in excess eggs from the woman and higher chances of more than 1 egg being fertilized. However, you might get 3, 4 or even 7 babies instead of the original 2 you desire o…..
True. Those celebrities don’t have those qualms about selecting the best 2 or 3.
Manny, I do not want to have to select babies. I’ll just let God gimme what He wants. But I’d like twins. Confusingly identical twin boys.
Oggie, me neither oh. Prior to this, I had never seen this many twin eggs either. So I figured, if a mere hen can deliver twins, why not me then? I am more than able. Yes, ke. LOL.
Errm vera ur totally having twins.This double yolk stuff happen to my bro wife befr her wedding.her first issue were twin boy n girl.
Yayyyyyyyyy! Amen! Amen!! Amen!!! I cannot wait to spring them forth into the world. Imagine all the mischief I will teach my sons to do. Muhahaha. Thank you! And congratulations to your brother and his wife, and to you too
Lmmmaooooooooo! U have no idea how fast I raced to this page! U are just a trouble maker with dat ur misleading title (in faith abi?). Hian! I really really want a set of twins too. It will be like an answered prayer. May u get ur heart’s desires in Jesus name. It is just Igwe that I feel for. I can only imagine what having more dan one of u in a family will look like. #shudders#
As for Aunty/Booda tainmo….. I rest my case!
HoneyDame, if not that I am now a good girl ehn, I would have sent thunder to fire your mouth oh. You’re feeling for Igwe, ke? Lemme tell you, it is always a pleasure, a blessing, and a privilege to have me anywhere. Warn yourself oh. LOL. And ehm, AMEN to your prayers!!
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