And I still need someone to talk to (not on the phone), these will just have to do.
And they listen, too. Unlike Igwe who sometimes pretends to be listening to me when he’s really checking scores on ESPN and thinks I don’t know, these munchkins here actually give me their full attention. Another thing: They don’t scream, “I’m hungry!” when I’m done talking (and sometimes while I’m even still talking). Igwe, please take note for future references.