It’s the first edition of Midnight Bluez, and as you can see, we’re throwing everything — including the kitchen sink. Today’s Midnight Bluez is the case of the girl who won’t let him go down on her. Continue to find out why.
“I can’t let him go down on me because his breath stinks.” Yes, it is just that simple. According to this Midnight Bluezer, his breath is so bad that not only can she not kiss him, but she will also never allow him to go down on her. And you thought it was impossible for a woman to say no to cunninlingus? She says he has begged and begged and begged for her to let him go down on her, but she has turned down all his offers.
If you’re wondering about the details of this situation, this is all she’s letting on: Yes, he’s Nigerian. No, they are not in a committed relationship. No, she has not told him that his breath stinks to high heavens. And no, she does not know how to tell him.
What this Midnight Bluezer wants: She wants us to tell her what to do and how to do it (since saying no isn’t enough for this guy.)
My take: I think refusing is good enough. It’s your vagina, so you’re the gate man or woman of it; you may allow who you want in it or not. You do not have to have a valid reason for why he can provide you with oral pleasure. Saying no should be enough. If, however, you like him or are interested in receiving this pleasure or perhaps, you just want to look out for him in preparation for the next woman, then you may subtly mention how important it is for everyone to see a dentist every now and then. If all else fails, you can either elope to another planet or simply send him an anonymous note with the words, “Dear ___, your breath stinks.”
I’ve given my take. What’s yours?
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