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Yesterday, a twitter fight broke out between Tonto Dike and her fans. Apparently, she dared to tweet about her new song. Fans (or maybe not fans) were not happy. They criticized her for being an actor who is trying to sing. I’m still stuck on her being referred to as an actor. But a singer, too? Yeah, whatever. Anyway, that is not even the point. The point for me – and consequently the reason why I’m vexing – is that {Read More}
First of all, thank you to everyone who answered yesterday’s question from a Verastic reader. If you haven’t, it’s not late yet. And for those asking if I am now living with Igwe, that is not what I sent you there to read oh! Ehen, so go and answer the reader’s question. That said … ehm … this past Friday, Igwe insisted that we go ring-shopping. We went once before, but it wasn’t official. We were just kind of in {Read More}
It has been almost seven years since I started blogging. When I started blogging, it was just for fun, a place I could come and tell a story. And when people started reading and actually commenting, that was a new kind of high for me. Prior to that, my biggest high was Peak milk. Since then, my blog has gone through several transformations: from the look of the blog, to the content, to the name of the name of the {Read More}
For as far back as I can remember, I have always known that the Nigerian presidential villa is called Aso Rock. Problem is, I have never known anything else about it. What does it look like? What color is it? How big is it? What street is it on? Mba. Nothing. As far as the inside is concerned, I was sure that I’d have an easier time laying an egg. At a point, I started thinking it may not even {Read More}
For years now, women have been injecting their breasts to make them bigger. Whether or not men like the feeling of these breasts remains a mystery. But as you know, almost every man wants – or will not mind – a bigger penis. But not every man would go past praying about it to make it bigger. Like Street, a 22-year old New Jersey father of two who went to Rivera – pictured above – to enlarge his penis.
Blogs and what not have been exploding over the past days over Lady Gaga’s weight gain. People have been analyzing her body left, right, and center, and trying to figure where, how, when, and why she put on weight. By her own admission, she’s gained about 25 pounds, thanks to her father’s Italian restaurant.
Just this past Saturday, we discussed long distance relationships on The Verastic Show, and my co-host was Sisi Yemmie who has been in a long distance relationship with her nine-year boyfriend – now fiance. Five out of their nine-year relationship has been long distance. Just like most other episodes of The Verastic Show, people – not me, of course – were able to somehow make the show about sex, asking Sisi Yemmie how she copes without sex and if they’ve {Read More}
And you thought it wasn’t possible! If there’s one thing I absolutely love, it’s discovering stuff that was once thought of as impossible. I remember on one – maybe a few – episode(s) of The Verastic Show where we somehow went into the topic of broken hymens, restoration, etc. A caller had called in and said that Nigerian women use alum to restore the tightness of their vaginas, thereby tricking men into thinking that they did not have “high mileage.” {Read More}
There are all kinds of days to be celebrated. Some of them are national holidays, and some of them are just days for stores like Macy’s to use as an excuse to have yet another sale. Like Labor Day, President’s Day, Grandparent’s Day, Potato Day, Pumpkin Day, Independence Day, Children’s Day, Mother’s Day, Literacy Day … do I need to go on? But as I just read right now, there might soon be a Bisexual Day, too … in Berkeley, {Read More}
