Dear Readers, What Do You Want?

What do you want

Yesterday, I read an article inspired by LinkedIn founder, Reif Hoffman. It's career advice for college graduates. Although it was written for recent college graduates – which I am not – I still found it very helpful. When the billionaire founder of the top network for professionals writes, you read. And you get inspired. Just because you (I) may not plan on having a network for professionals, you (I) may perhaps plan on having something. One of the things he wrote that struck me – and Continue Reading

PSA: I Cannot Help You Regain Your Virginity


Ever since I blogged about regaining your virginity with the virginity kit, I have received tons and tons of e-mails from people asking me for the deets. You can read that post here. I just received another e-mail from a reader who said that she had sex with her boyfriend and now wants the virginity kit to fix her hymen, and she wants me to help. I am not affiliated with the hymen people, and I don't know how legitimate they are either, so regain your virginity at your own risk. While it's Continue Reading

Dear Vera, Should I Cheat On My Husband?


I met my husband when I traveled to Nigeria some years ago. We fell in love and dated via telephone and internet. You know how that goes. We dated this way (and saw each other twice during the relationship) before we finally got married in Abuja in August of 2013. Yes, we have been married for less than a year. I started filing for him in January of this year, but I'm still waiting to hear from Immigration. You know how long it takes them to do things. About a week after I submitted the Continue Reading

The Good Wife Is Awesome Television! Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Me?

The Good Wife

Comcast had its watchaton week last week, but we didn't find out till Friday (and it was over on Sunday). Usually, I feel like, psshht, I don't need Watchaton! I already watch all the best shows AND I have the premium channels. Well, this time I was wrong. We went through the list of available shows and we - more like I - decided that we should watch The Good Wife because I had heard so much about it. Problem is, The Good Wife has 23 episodes per season, and the show is currently in its 5th Continue Reading

How To Bevel The Heck Out Of Your Man!


And you're wondering what that means? Well, read on!The Bible says that there is more blessing in giving than there is in receiving, and I couldn't agree more. There's a wonderful, wonderful feeling that comes with knowing that someone is smiling because of what you have given them. It's almost selfish to have this wonderful feeling. It's almost as if you had an ulterior motive for giving the gift. It's the same feeling I get every single time I give Igwe a gift. I remember one birthday when I Continue Reading

Gentlemen, Did You Put Your Cock In A Sock Yesterday?

Image source: Instagram

Funmie and I were getting our nails done when my nail technician showed me her Facebook feed. All I saw were naked men. Beautiful naked men. Beautiful naked men with their cocks in socks. Long story short, Instagram was very excited yesterday with pictures of men with their cocks in socks --- all to raise awareness for prostate cancer. What do cocks in socks have to do with prostate cancer? I don't know, but at the very least, it has me blogging about prostate cancer ... kind of. I will not Continue Reading

Ladies, Do You Actually Like Cooking?

My cozy kitchen

I can confidently say that I have a love-hate relationship with cooking. I cannot say that I dislike it, but I don't quite like it either. Basically, I enjoy experimenting and trying new recipes, and I have never eaten any food that I like better than the one I cooked myself, but there are just days months that I don't feel like cooking. I have shown you pictures of some of the foods I have cooked through my iCook series, and I enjoyed cooking every one of those meals. The only thing that has Continue Reading

Elijah Adeoye: He’s One Of Us, And He Needs Our Help


Funmie sent me this information. While I have never met Elijah, Funmie knows his personally. Funmie didn't tell me to put up this blog post, and I did not even tell her that I'll be putting up this blog post, so when she sees it, she'll do in usual Funmie fashion and call me to scream on the phone. Those of us who went to school here (or are still going to school here) know that the man called school loan is a beast and a freak of nature. Elijah wants to pursue a master's degree course in Continue Reading

iCook: Fried Stew + White Rice With Johnsonville Andouille Sausages

All chopped up and cooking

I cooked! You know I love making up new foods. Well this time, in honor of Mardi Gras (which is coming up!), I went for regular Nigerian fried stew with fully cooked Andouille Sausage from Johnsonville, which is one of their Split Rope Sausage flavors. This sausage, from Johnsonville, is unlike most other sausage in its category.To start,  it's fully cooked and packs great flavor but unlike most other fully cooked sausage, Johnsonville uses absolutely no fillers which is how their sausages get Continue Reading

If Missing Malaysian Flight 370 Were Nigerian …


By now, even people who live under a rock must have heard about the Malaysian Flight 370 that literally went missing on its way to Beijing. And the question on every logical person's mind is, which native doctor did they use to make the plane disappear, and what else can he make disappear? Can he disappear pot bellies? Can he make my ex's new flame disappear into thin air - or better yet, turn into a tuber of yam? Can he make my debt just go away? I wonder. I have watched with interest - Continue Reading