Reason Number 8026391 Why I Love America[ns]: It’s The Dog Ish.

Over the past few days, Colorado Springs, Colorado has been in flames. More than 30, 000 people have been evacuated, and lots of homes have been lost (I don’t know the exact number). The reason for the flames is the temperature and weather: high heat, low humidity, and wild winds. Thankfully, no homes were lost yesterday, but two days ago (Wednesday), victims and evacuees were being interviewed about the fire and their homes, and one woman stood out to me. {Read More}

How The Berry Lost Its Crack

My Actual Blackberry

I have been a proud member of TeamBlackberry (used to be known as Crackberry before Twitter became all popular and stuff) for the past five years. I remember how I felt before I got my first Blackberry; I was ecstatic! My biggest excitement was that I would be able to get and respond to my e-mails on my phone. Do you know what that means for a blogger? I am due for a new phone, and before I smelled the {Read More}

My Weekend Recount: It Was A Lazy Weekend … And I Loved It!!

For the past several weeks, I have had somewhere to go and something to do, and I have been looking forward to a lazy weekend. Well, this weekend was just that for me. I did not do anything on Friday, except prep for The Verastic Show on Saturday. And on Saturday, after the show, Uzo came over to get some blog-related issues sorted out, and I was glad to help. I cooked moi moi, white rice, goat meat stew, and {Read More}

The Bag That Every Woman Who Is A Real Woman Should Own

Special K Bag

There are certain items they say that all women should own at least one of: black mascara, little black dress, perfume, a clutch, a pair of four inch heels, a man … and much more. But because times are always changing, every now and then, new items hit the market, and they are tagged with statements like, “Must Have,” “You Need This …” etc. I have gone out of my way to tag this bag as a must-have for every {Read More}

You Ratchet!

I saw this video a couple weeks ago, and it got my attention. It’s one of those things you’re laughing at (because it’s funny) and frowning at (because it’s true). You have to know at least one girl that these women men errr people remind you of. Some of the funniest lines … “Girl, let me tell you what I got my Mister-Mister … a baby boy, and it came with a sister …” “Go on beef it up … {Read More}

Finally! A Way To Strip Anonymously (And Get Paid For It)

Boobies For Bitcoins

You know how you go to the strip club, size up the hundreds of dollar bills tucked into the stripper’s lingerie and wish that was you with the money instead? But you tell yourself that you will never, ever be that girl (or boy) because of your dignity and respect. And you have a lot of reasons to back up your decision, too. Like, you’re a child of God, it’s wrong to be naked in front of strangers, especially for {Read More}

The Dream Act … And What It Means To You

President Barack Obama

Last week Friday, President Obama announced the passing of the Dream Act into law. This issue has been on the table for the longest time, and finally, he has passed it. It is not the original version, and it does not lead to citizenship (like Amnesty), but what it does is make a certain group of illegal immigrants become “undeportable.” This group of immigrants is the young people that came into the country as minors. To be eligible, you have {Read More}

Twitter Went Down Today. Some Y2K Ish!

Twitter

Twitter went down today, and if you are a twitter (twitterer?), then you would know the implication of not having Twitter. It means there’s no place for you to complain about not having Twitter. I noticed a couple hours ago while I was attempting to tweet from my iPad that the tweets were not posting. I thought I had bad internet connection in the bedroom, so I moved to the living room. But the problem persisted. Then I tried to {Read More}

What Do Citrus Fruits Have To Do With Your Honey Pot?

citrus-fruits

Honey Pot = Vagina. There are other names for this V-Word that I will remember not to include in this post.   There are some known benefits of citrus fruits (oranges, tangerines, grapefruits, clementines, lemons, limes, etc).  Some of these benefits include their ability to reduce the risk of heart disease and certain cancers. It is also said that it can reduce the risk of stroke in women. I’m not going to go into the detail of how this works {Read More}

My Weekend Recount: A Wedding, A Baptism Party, And Late Night Gists

Let me disappoint you from the beginning now; I do not have any pictures for this weekend’s recount. Somehow, I forgot to take pictures. I don’t know how that happened. But I won’t let that stop me from giving you a recount. Friday: It was solo date night for me. I stayed home and watched OnDemand movies till about midnight. I also happened to find a bunch of things online that I have my eyes on. They include high waist {Read More}