Naija Blogger Awards is up…yay! I am not dedicating an entire post to the awards because I’m tryna create awareness & all that ish, but rather because I want to warn all of you: failure to vote for me will result in the permanent deletion of my blog. Yes, I realize this action will hurt me more than it will hurt you since I love and cherish my blog and its contents, but at least, my point will be made. {Read More}
Dear Host, Please Stop Inviting Me!
I dunno about other States, but there is a new trend (ok, maybe it’s not so new) here in Maryland. People – and I’m not referring to the “party promoters” – throw parties to celebrate their birthday and then they charge you a gate/entrance fee. What nonsense!!! Where do people come off inviting you for their “birthday party” and then charging you $30 before 11 o’ clock or some nonsense like that??? So how much is it gonna be after {Read More}
Eat. Drink. Lick. Suck.
Get your mind outta the gutter; I’m talking about ice cream. What do you do to ice cream?? I have a hard time picking out the right word from my vocabulary. What do you do to ice cream?? Eat: If you say you’re eating ice cream, something about it doesn’t seem right. Eat?? Does ice cream get chewed between our molar teeth? The thought of it sounds painful. Do we ever need to floss it out? ‘Eat’ just doesn’t sound {Read More}
This Valentine Day Sha..!!
***Vera smiling from ear to ear*** Where do I start from??? Hmmmm. I’ll make this short and sweet. And by the time I’m done, you’ll feel one or more of these emotions: happy, jealous, confused, curious, doubtful, angry…. did I mention jealous already? Hehehe. So there I was on Saturday, jejely minding my own business @ home. I wore a black and pink blouse and a pair of black jeans. I wore the pink shirt to commemorate Valentine. It was {Read More}
Love Is In The Air
Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!!! I wish I could tell you about the detailed plans I have for a very romantic evening, but alas, I have no such plans – for now. I’m hoping that I will receive a mysterious knock on my door, and when I open it, there he will be standing. Who is he? Beats me. But I sure do hope to find out later. If you’re in a relationship (boyfriend/girlfriend, engaged, married), please do something special. The {Read More}
What Do I Blog About Today?
Dear Saint Valentine
Dear Saint Valentine, I have a problem. A BIG problem. Your anniversary is on a Saturday. A Saturday! For the past few years, I have been able to come up with the perfect excuse for why I did not do anything special i.e. romantic on Valentine’s Day: it was a week day; I was busy. I was on the phone with a friend the other day and she happened to mention that Valentine’s Day was on a Saturday, to which {Read More}
Searching For Something?
Ever heard of Google Analytics? Azuka installed it on my blog a while ago (although I had to reinstall it later ….all by myself, and I feel so smart!). Anyway, you install it on your blog and it tracks number of visitors, how visitors got referred to your site (facebook, someone else’s blog, etc), on what day you had the most visitors, and what search words brought people to your blog. Now, this is where it gets interesting. Here are {Read More}
Honestly Answering
Thank you all for your very ridiculous – I mean nice – questions. Some of the questions made me laugh my head off and some of them made my mouth hang open. As I type this, my mouth is still hanging open. Una get serious audacity o! So because I said you should ask me any question, you think you can now ask me any question abi? What nerves! lol. In order to give you my full attention and not {Read More}


