….If I were to swallow one pill of Extenze for a week or two??
The other day, I was doing my assignment late @ night. I had to stay up late to do it because I had procastinated for so long and finally, I was doing it at the eleventh hour. Why do today what you can do tomorrow, right? Oh, well. But I digress. I was in my bedroom, minding my own laptop when I had to go pee. On my way back, I could not help but glance at the TV when I realized that Ocean’s Eleven (a movie I’ve watched several times but still love watching) was playing. I decided to stay in the living room and do my assignment. That wasn’t a very smart move, seeing as I finished my assignment at six in the morning. But anyway…
Like I said, it was late @ night – at about one or two in the morning. I must have seen at least three commercials of Extenze during the course of the movie. Extenze is a medication that is made for men to help extend their member. It enhances their “desire, pleasure, and performance.” The makers of Extenze are apparently so confident in their work that they are willing to send a free bottle! All the man has to do is pay shipping and handling.
But being as Verastic as I am, I could not help but muster up some thoughts of my own: what would happen if a woman were to take Extenze??? Would certain body parts get bigger too? Would she suddenly grow hair in places she never knew she could grow hair on (like the sole of her feet and maybe her tongue)? Would her voice become deeper? Or wait, would she then begin to grow said member??? Questions, questions, questions. But who will answer them?
I’ve got an idea!! How about some ladies volunteer themselves for this experiment? Look @ it as your own contribution to science. Or don’t you want your children to know more? We’ll divide the group of women into two: half of them will take the actual medication, but the other half (unbeknownst to them) will take the placebo. My team of highly professional professionals will monitor them closely for adverse effects. I would have loved to take part in this sure-to-win-a-pulitzer-award research, but as the experimenter, it will be unwise – not to mention, unsafe – for me to take part in it. That will be considered going native. Besides, I want to do a purely observational research. So who’s in? Don’t make me start picking people myself!!!
For the guys, I’m sure you feel left out, and I’m sorry, but don’t worry, I’ll think of something for you. Ever wondered what it’d be like to wear a tampon?? No?? What about taking a birth control pill? Well, sit back and relax, I’ll think of something really good for you guys. You’re too good and too fine to be left out of history. In the meantime in between time, feel free to donate any of the following people to the cause of this scientific research: girlfriend(s), wife(ves), mother, grandmother(s), great grandmother(s), mother in-law, sister(s) in-law, ex-wife(ves), ex-fiancee(s), sister(s), ex-girlfriend(s), fiancee(s), female friend(s), female enemy(ies), female coworker(s), female boss(es), etc. Any female in fact!
P.S. My current status on Facebook says, ‘Vera is wondering what will happen if a woman takes Extenze – the medication that extends a man’s uhm…member.” The responses (over 40 between Monday evening and Tuesday morning) have been hilarious to say the least! Goodness, humor is such a beautiful thing. If you’re my friend on Facebook and you’re bored, feel free to read up on them…and add your own 2 cents. Or you could add me as your friend.
So back to my question: what do you think would happen if a woman were to take Extenze??
I am furst men !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They cant touch this! MEN!
See me see trouble men!
WOW WOW WOW! I AM IN AWE OF MYSELF!
NNE! I DESERVE A PRESENT O
i AM GOING TO gO AND rEaD NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOBODY NOMINATE ME O!
I LUFF U VERA ~ YOU MY LADY ARE TOO FUNNIE. I AM SO FREAKING BORED!
MAYBE I CAN TAKE THIS TO TOP 20
this TEMITE is such a stalker, jeez!
@vera: I’m sure Mizchif can tell you what’ll happen if u were to take extenze.
I think “your member” will exteeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnndddddddd – double in size!
You are crazy Vera!
I always knew you ought to be commited, but this takes crazy to another level. LMAO!!! Well, lemme see. What would happen ooooo.. aha! I gorrit. Your clit will grow, and keep growing till it becomes the size of a medium sized banana. You’ll have hair all over your chest, but this will exclude ur breasts, and least of all, u’ll sound like grace jones. I bet at this point, u’ll only be making sexy time with urself. Shall I continue? I have a whole range of things that could prolly happen. By the time I’m done with u, u won’t be able to eat for days. O ya beg me, beg me now… yeye girl. xtenze ko, extension ni.
I was just here..I am supposed to eb first!!! Anyways!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL at post. I will volunteer this one lady I know she was born in russia am sure she would up for it..Let me ask her self….hehe
In regards to the question, Umm in those Ads I think they say these pills are not for women or something along those lines. I guess bad things could happen.Only you Vera would think of such!!
Kai Temite! what is it now? ehn only you?:-)
Vera I said it before and I am saying it again o! I TAGGED YOU!!!
check my blog for the details!
Hmmn now back to your post, I noticed you said people should volunteer?
ermm I think you should just “donate” yourself for this experiment o! since you thought about it now…you might as well see it through abi my blogville peops I lie?
erm now to what will happen to the woman?….hmmn let’s just say she will “transformed” in ways she has never dared to think!!! hee hee hee…over to u madam!
i am “donating” VERA as the guinea pig for this wonderful research.
you have my support all the way!
Thank you,Thank You, Thank you.
temite is jus something else,i think we should try this experiment on her!!!!!
@temite: they lock people up for being stalkers you know. that, or force-feed them copious amounts of extenze until they grow hair on their tongues and the soles of their feet!
@vera: cant you just google the effects of manhood-growing pills on womanhood? maybe you’ll grow a manhood in addition to ur womanhood. or maybe it’ll stop ur period and freeze ur womb. or flatten ur breasts. or flatten ur breasts and make u grow hair on ur bumbum…
Ha – you know what – you’re freaking HILARIOUS!
Um, I’d say STOP STAYING UP LATE. If you wouldn’t have stayed up late you wouldn’t be thinking like this…go to bed.
What will happen? A woman will proceed to hump any object in sight.
if a woman takes it she gets upped a couple of sizes. if she was a b cup she goes to d cup. if she had hips of 38 it goes to 40. as for the koko i guess it will squueze the hell out of the poor chap’s member[in a nice way]. in order words…..cheating will end[wink wink]
Temite you need to give me the tomtom you have been licking seriously!
Vera your verastic knows no bounds. For the sake of this history making research I hereby donate my boss who has been harrassing me and the girl who sees me with this bloke who is totally into me and still eyes him like candy.
I try now.
Hehehe
Temite: My love, you have hereby been nominated to take Extenze, and I have approved your nomination. CONGRATULATIONS. Please report 2 my office ASAP for your first dose. Hahaha. Dis chic, you’re soooo crazy, but it’s okay, I love you like that.
Bumight: LOL!! Did Mizchif take Extenze before??? Now I’m curious. What has that babe been up 2?
Anonymous: What “member” exactly?? Biko, be specific. lol.
Nefertiti: LOL. Hahaha. Now, is that any way to speak to your true love? How could you suggest that I ought to be committed? U have broken my heart, Neffie! Out of all things that will happen to, the one that stood out is the hair on chest except breasts. LOL. Hahaha. Dat is soooo wrong!!!
Ms O: I dunno who the Russian girl is but she is disqualified. Russian citizens cannot do this experiment. Sorry. lol. I don’t care if the Extenze people say it in their commercial that it shouldn’t be taken by women. I wanna know what will happen if its taken by women.
No Limit: Oops, I totally forgot to check your blog yesterday. Anyway, as much as I would love to see it thru, I can’t. Y’ll need a true Verastic person to watch the effects of this pill unfold and the person cannot be under the influence of the pill. So you see, I cannot do it.
Dark Elcee: Thank you for your “generous donation” but it will go UNAPPRECIATED!!! Vera cannot be nominated because she is the head of faculty [of the experimenters].
Qmoney: LOL. Leave my temite alone oo! But I don’t mind trying it on her sha. That shuld be fun.
Geisha Song: Flatten my breast??? Tufia kwa!!!! These breasts that I use to… anyway, never mind. lol. Yes, I coulda googled it but it wouldn’t have had the same effect as writing about it and then going ahead to even experiment it. See??
Darius: It’s not my fault. I couldn’t help it. Blame it on the multiple school assignments I had.
Rosie: LOL. Now what is wrong with that? Men do it anyway! lol.
Jaguda: LOL. So that is your excuse for cheating ehn?? U nefa serious @ all. Wait, did you say it will increase the woman’s hip size?? Off I go to take it!
Luscious Ron: LOL. Thank you very much for your very generous donation! It will not go unappreciated. History will have your name in it. How does that make you feel?? LOL. I and my team of highly professional professionals will administer Extenze to the aformentioned people.
Temite needs to take some extenze! ur post is hilarious…God knows what else you think abt or wonder abt in that head of urs…
Crazy is an understatement…but i like u like dt sha, whose posts wld crack me up if not Vera’s.
Any volunteers yet? lol
wetin dey worry dat Temite sef? Did she have a Vodka Redbull or what?lol
Before anyone who’d seen my own tomfoolery over at anyaposh’s blog decides to start sniping, my point is even I didn’t go that far. So there!
Now to Vera, you need to either go out more or less often, I can’t decide.
And I almost fell for that ‘Add me on facebook’ line until I realized that doug is my real name and you’d probably figure it out since my facebook ID has my first name as Doug too and not Douglas. Maybe I’ll use a fake ID, just so I can read all your sordid stuff and have looots of blackmail-worthy material on you…who knows, it might be worth something later.
And I think I’ll volunteer my paternal grandmother and maternal step-grandmother for this experiment. Hopefully the side effects will be lethal…slowly, excruciatingly, so..and incurable too…and unresponsive to painkillers…in a country where euthanasia is outlawed. Did I miss anything?
Can we nominate a volunteer. Okay, I nominate Vera and Vera and……….
LOL! Vera dear…PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM THE TELEVISION and I nominate Temite for the Extenze experiment.
@Doug – Honestly…I am begining to worry about you…lol!
Ok, i’m going to look for a gun so i can shoot Temite, then i will read properly.
As for Bumight, i am going to assume u reffered Vera to me because u trust that i wld understand the pathophysiology of the process and its attendant consequences.
Vera take note!
Ok, i just read some more, they say the lead content in EXTENZE is above legal limits. Now i shall elucidate u on consequences of lead poisoning and they include: lethargy, constipation, diarrhea, vomitting, weight loss and peripheral neuropathies, with a bluish line along the gums.
Now is that enuff price to pay for a stiff memeber?
I hereby withdraw my nomination of Temite, but i can nominate my hsemate and what do u know, she lives in Mayland USA!
Toluwa: LOL. She needs to abi? Hehehe. I love you too, darling. Wait, who are you calling crazy??
Aba Boy: None yet oo. Everyone has been dodging it. Can u imagine. A buncha chickens, I tell ya!
Doug: I will therefore go to church for you today. I must outpray this demon that has possessed you to wish a lethal situation on the aforementioned people. I never wish anyone to die – not because I am so nice and sweet but because I’d rather have them suffer. lol. Me sef I can’t decide if I need to go out more or less. In fact, I need 2 go out more. I don’t go out now.
Standtall: Thank you for your nomination, but the board of experimenters have reviewed your nomination and found it unfit! Therefore, it has been declined. lol. But to compensate you for the time spend to do this nomination, the board has decided to nominate you. What say u??
Buki: LOL. My dear, I’m saying away from the television. No be say you talk am o. And I’m equally worried bout Doug. Think he’s fallen off the deep end. lol.
Mizchif: Thank you, oh dear student for educating us, but I need practicals. I need lab. Hypertrophy of the clitoris? Sooo not cool. Extenze is probably no FDA approved sef. Nawa ooo
@Buki and Vera: mscheeeeeew!!!!!
helu Temite! you here claiming first too? lol…
Vera nah wah for you oh…
what will happen if you swallowed the pill.. u will be come hermaphrodite? Lol….
Hope you’re good
Instead of an addition, I’d be worried that several ‘parts’ may get missing…
temite dearie, that was ur five minutes for the day i guess. vera, please let us know the results of this experiment of urs and u rili should be one of the subjects too, else how do we get a first hand account?
Doug: What is that supposed to mean? For that, you need to see me in my office ASAP!
Remi United Kingdom: Yeah, I’m good, girl. lol @ being a hermophrodite. Ouch.
Azuka: LOL. Like what parts exactly?
Rosie: lol. I hope you have a husband who will satisfy your horniness when you become horny ooo.
Rayo: LOL. No, I will not be one of the subjects! lol. Ah ah, why are everyone wishing me to be one of the subjects?
It is clear that your board members are full of Obasanjo’s cabinet. I need Obama cabinet to review this again!
Hi Vera!
1st timer to your blog!and i have to say you’re hilarious and a great writer 😀
Hmmm..maybe the clit will extend…and oh OMG, horror of all horros…we’ll have to tuck it in!!!!
Standtall: Hahahaha. How dare you accuse my cabinet of having Obasanjo members? You go wound ooo! In short, wait there. I’m coming.
Lady D: Awww thanks love. I would definitely have to repay your visit.
Afrobabe: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. That is tooooo funny. Tuck it in??? LOL. Or maybe we’ll use a peg to hold it together?? Or even tie it in a cute little knot? Hehe.
have u taken it? has it increased thus?
Iro! I no go wait to be caught!
LMAO @ ur breastlessness post.
Vera, u truly r special!
in order to bag that pulitzer award, u know u gotta partake in the experiment, right? theres no other way!
Aunty Vera…what happened to that your other experiment sef…the one where u told people in the states to volunteer??
Jaguda: No, honey, I have not. I am waiting for people that willing to donate themselves to this wonderful experiment.
Standtall: LOL. I thought as much. Na only mouth you get.
Mizchif: I don’t care what you say ooo. That na the koko of the matter.
Buttercup: Say it isn’t so!! I cannot be part of the experiment o. But anyhow sha, I will still get that award – one way or another.
Aloted: Oh! Well, I took someone else to the strip club. As for the other one, it was for Busola’s baby shower. I needed someone for a game and I did not wanna say it was for the baby shower because it was a surprise. Plus, I didn’t want anyone (including Funmie) to know what it was about.
Ah ha..i see…thanks for telling me! 🙂
Have a great week
Yes ke, all I need is my mouth
Aloted: You’re welcome, darling.
Standtall: Why don’t you fight me woman to woman?? Yeye gal. lol.
Fight ya! I no fit. Happy new yr dear
i ordered some for my man and they work for him. so i tried a couple and lets just say they worked for me too! im truly on fire! email: tracymcdaniel29@yahoo.com