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As if women don’t have enough problems already. Maybe you have heard about tittooing, but this is a first for me. The whole point of tittooing your nipples is to darken your areolae (the dark area around the nipples). This is something that has been happening for a long time and has been considered a medical surgery. Usually, areolae tattooing happens after some kind of breast surgery like an uplift, a mastectomy, or a breast reduction, which may cause scarring {Read More}
… is that she is anything but too pretty. When I first saw read the caption of her being too pretty to work and I saw the picture, first thing I thought was, not with those eyebrows and wrinkles. If I had to guess her age, I could have never thought of 33. Am I the only one who thinks she looks more like 53 than 33? She has more wrinkles and bags under her eyes than my mom does {Read More}
Yesterday, Uju and I went to the car dealership to purchase a car for her. She had been looking for a car forever, so yesterday, we went to check one out, all the way in Rockville. I wasn’t even home from work yet when she called me and asked if I could accompany her. I did not know the location of the dealership, but I agreed to go with her. I had plans to come home and tend to my hair {Read More}
I don’t think I have ever understood the concept of the onion booty as much as Mariann Gavelo’s onion booty. It looks like a damn onion! As a woman, I cannot stop staring at this woman’s booty, so I wonder what the men are thinking? Mariann is a Latino model and actress, and she’s being referred to as the Latina Kim Kardashian. While we (women) may want to crucify our men for being unashamedly obsessed with looking at other women’s {Read More}
A year ago, I put up a post about the top 12 reasons why Igbos and Yorubas should not marry. One year later, the post is still getting comments from all kinds of people. Some people get the sarcasm, some people laugh, some other get angry, and some people just give me whatever insult they think is appropriate. Read and enjoy. Original post (and entertaining comments) here. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Whether you are aware of it or not, many inter-tribal relationships {Read More}
Lately, I have been visiting the skin care aisle at Walmart way too many times. I don’t know what exactly I am looking for, but I hope that when I find it, I recognize it. If not for anything, I have come to find out that visiting the skin care aisle, especially at Walmart is not friendly to your wallet. Yes, Walmart does sell for less, and that’s exactly why you end up buying more. But let’s focus on St. {Read More}
I’ve been blogging for seven years, and one of the things that have been consistent, even long before social media, is e-mail. Bloggers have to have a way to contact and be contacted. Now, I realize that my list may not apply to every blogger, but I’m sure that most bloggers can identify. 7 things you do, but should really stop doing when you e-mail bloggers (especially me): 1. You address me as “Dear Blogger” 2. You refer to my {Read More}
“Life comes with many challenges. The ones that should not scare us are the ones we can take on and take control of.” ~ Angelina Jolie I just read about Angelina Jolie’s decision to have a double mastectomy to rapidly decrease her chances of having breast cancer from 87% to merely under 5%. You know, after the divorce between Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, I didn’t like Angelia Jolie very much. I admired her as an actress and as a philanthropist but I {Read More}
Being a blogger has its glory days. Like when someone I don’t know sends me a tweet or an e-mail to tell me how much he/she loves me. Or like when a reader called me this past Sunday to wish me a happy mother’s day. Those are glory days. Receiving calls and/or e-mails/tweets like that have the capacity to change my entire day. Like I could be driving and some moron cuts me off and I don’t even give the {Read More}
There’s a saying that you attract what you want or what you are or something like that. So I’m starting to think that this is the reason why I attract the most interesting people. Let me tell you about Kemi (not her real name). She has a tall, handsome husband and three very good looking kids – all below six years old. Recently, I hung out with Kemi and her husband was not home. When I asked about him, she {Read More}
